One sunny morning, in the music room, there is a girl with blonde hair, pink beret, green eyes, pink uniform, and a rainbow skirt. Her name is Star Music. She is one of the members of Philippine Association of the Record Industry (PARI), along with 5 others: MCA Music Philippines, Universal Records, her best friend Viva Records, GMA Music, and PolyEast Records.
Star Music: Guys, are you ready with your individual songs you've been making for the past few weeks?
PolyEast: Yes.
GMA Music: Yep.
Universal Records: Of course!~
MCA Music: *nods*
Viva Records: Yes, bestie!
Star Music: Okay, so we saw the first three visitors yesterday, so what if we collaborate together?
Viva Records: Oh yes!!
Universal Records: A collab?? That sounds like a better idea! >w<
MCA Music: That's an awesome idea!
PolyEast: Sounds great.
GMA Music: Uhhh okay, sounds good to me.
Star Music: *sees them at the window* Okay, let's get out. Ready guys?
All (except Star Music): Ready!
Star Music: Now!
Everyone started to play their own song mashup, which left GMA, ABS-CBN, and TV5's ears satisfied. They follow the path of the sound.
ABS-CBN: Oh, that sounds like a good song.
GMA: I agree.
TV5: Whoa... it is good...
They continue to follow the sound, until they found 6 music labels who all composed the song.
All (except ABS-CBN, GMA and TV5): Hello!
ABS-CBN, GMA and TV5: Hi!
GMA: Are you 6 the composers of the mashup?
Star Music: Yep. And... oh, hi boss!
GMA and TV5: Boss???
ABS-CBN: Star Music!! *hugs her*
TV5: Is she...
Star Music: Yeah. Me and ABS-CBN worked together for 11 years now. She even helped me release music songs properly and responsibly.
GMA and TV5: Ohhhh...
Star Music: If you didn't know me, I am Star Music, nice to meet you. And those are my friends! Guys, introduce yourselves.
PolyEast: I'm PolyEast Records. You can call me Poly. Nice to meet you.
MCA Music: I'm MCA, internationally known as Universal Music Philippines! Nice to meet ya!
Universal Records: I am Universal Records Philippines! You can call me Uni. Nice to meet you!~ I am so excited to meet new friends like you guys. And, do not talk to MCA because she is my confusion and rival, just please, don't listen to her, she's weird.
MCA Music: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME????
Universal Records: Nothing, you are just a good music label.
MCA Music: Oh, okay.
Star Music: MCA and Uni are always rivals, and everyone's confused about the two's relationship. They fight each other to see who's the real "Universal". But... they can be friends sometimes. *small giggle*
TV5: Wait, if is it like the music label version of GMA and ABS-CBN's fight?
GMA and ABS-CBN: TV5!!
TV5: Sorry! *laughs a little*
GMA Music: And... I'm GMA Music. I may be not talking to you much, but I'm still there. Nice to meet you.
GMA: GMA Music! Why are you talking like that?
GMA Music: I don't know.
Viva Records: And I'm Viva Records, bestie of Star! Nice to meet you, you three!
ABS-CBN: Awww!!
Star Music: You three, do you want to visit our music room, it's pretty there when you go inside. Come on in!
GMA, ABS-CBN and TV5: Okay!
GMA, ABS-CBN and TV5 get inside to explore the whole room. They were surprised that the room has amazing colors, decorations, and instruments.
Star Music: You liked it?
GMA: Yep.
PolyEast: The other one is our instrument room. But be careful, you may bump into these guitars. Someone has wasted space of it. Can you guess who did this?
TV5: Is it... uhhh... Universal Records?
PolyEast: That's right.
Universal Records: POLYYYYYYY!!!!
PolyEast: Sorry, Universal Records, but you did it though. *laughs*
TV5: Uhhh... *nervous laugh*
GMA: Whoa, that room looks so good!
PolyEast: I'm glad you liked it.
ABS-CBN: What's next? Hmmm, your other instruments you guys have?
Star Music: I guess we have more in the basement, but we never used it after 5 years.
GMA: What?
TV5: Why???
GMA Music: That is because there is someone trying to steal one of our instruments while we're practicing. Y'know... instead of panicking, we hide all of our instruments in our basement, so no one will see where the instruments are located.
GMA: Oh my goodness...
GMA Music: Yep. It's bad, right?
Star Music: Really really bad.
Universal Records: *sob*
MCA Music: Since that you guys are certainly welcome here, you can visit us anytime you like!
ABS-CBN: Sure! We love to!
TV5: Thanks, you guys...
GMA: Thank you!
All (except GMA, ABS-CBN, and TV5): No problem!
Star Music: The three look so nice, right?
PolyEast: Yep.
GMA Music: ...Yeah.
MCA and Universal Records: Right! Huh???
MCA and Universal Records gave each other suspicious looks and fight each other.
Star Music: MCA? Uni??
MCA and Universal Records: Yes? Huh, you're doing it again!
MCA and Universal Records start arguing.
MCA: Excuse me, why are you following me?
Universal Records: No, you're starting it first!
PolyEast: MCA, stop!!
Viva Records and Star Music: Yes, drama! *sips tea*
PolyEast: YOU TWO ARE NOT HELPING!
MCA: You are the one who started fighting with me!
Universal Records: Are you out of your mind? You are the one starting it!
PolyEast: Oh no....
Viva Records and Star Music: Fight, fight, fight!!
GMA Music: *blows bubblegum* Go, continue the fight. PolyEast, you're blocking them. Get out.
PolyEast: AND YOU, TOO???
GMA Music: Why, then?
PolyEast: *groans*
To be continued in episode 5!
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