One sunny afternoon, at ABS-CBN's house, she has to continue her work as a newscaster, even when it is hard, she always do her part almost every day. Suddenly, she heard a knock coming from her door, and she opened it... there is an android at her door. ABS-CBN haven't seen an android before.
???: Hello. What's your name?
ABS-CBN: I'm ABS-CBN Corporation. You can call me ABS-CBN. You?
???: Me? Loading: system name: greeting by a human.
ABS-CBN: H-Huh?
???: Problem successfully solved.
ABS-CBN: W-What is going on?
A2Z: I'm A2Z Channel 11! You can call me A2Z. Nice to meet you, ABS-CBN!
ABS-CBN: Hi, A2Z. You may be intimidating at first, but you are a cheery android all along, right? *nervous laugh*
A2Z: Indeed, I am!
ABS-CBN: Come on in!
ABS-CBN lets A2Z in to show the tour of her house, but suddenly, A2Z knows everything! She even knows how to use the phone without having a hard time!
ABS-CBN: W-WHAT??? H-HOW IS SHE...
A2Z: Huh? Why?
ABS-CBN: ...YOU KNOW EVERYTHING??? OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHH!!!!!
A2Z: Oh no, calm down, ABS-CBN! I am always like that!
ABS-CBN: ...So you're not an android??? You're a.... human???
A2Z: I am an android, don't worry! I may be acting like a human but do you see the data circuits over my back? It will be activated when I am overflowed with any emotion you experience to me!
ABS-CBN: Ohhhh, okay.
A2Z gets her suitcase from the couch, and opens up and sees a portrait of TV5.
A2Z: ...TV5!
ABS-CBN: H-Huh? A2Z?
A2Z: Ah, I'm just looking over TV5's portrait.
ABS-CBN: You... you remembered him? Wait... are you partnering with him?
A2Z: Yep. I produced your former shows to take care of them. Together with his shows too...
ABS-CBN: ...Oh my gosh.
A2Z: ...It's true.
ABS-CBN: Oh no, you have sweat! You might get broken!
A2Z: Ahhh it's okay. My creator used mid-strong metal over my body to protect me from getting broken.
ABS-CBN: ...That's good to hear!
A2Z: Same here!
After the discussion, A2Z told ABS-CBN that she doesn't just know the items inside of her home, she even knows media as well!
ABS-CBN: Wait, what? You know media too?
A2Z: Of course I am!
ABS-CBN: Okay... tell me who's this.
A2Z: Star Music!
ABS-CBN: That's right. Now, again, tell me who's this.
A2Z: Viva Records!
ABS-CBN: H-How??? I mean... correct! Now, last question, why do you like being an android?
A2Z: Sorry, but I cannot understand your question.
ABS-CBN: AH- *drops out*
A2Z: Oops, my bad. *giggles*
ABS-CBN: I-It's okay. *nervous laugh* Anyway, I would like to ask, how did you know everything?? How are you doing that?? I'm mind-blown!!
A2Z: Artificial intelligence!
ABS-CBN: Oh my gosh, artificial intelligence??
A2Z: Yep! *skips around the house and falls*
ABS-CBN: Oh no, are you alright?
A2Z: Ah, I am okay. I mayyy be clumsy sometimes!
ABS-CBN: ...You sure are! *laughs*
A2Z: *laughs*
ABS-CBN: Anyways, A2Z, thank you for being here and identifying everything around the house. You're very multitalented!
A2Z: *blush* A-Am I? Thank you!! >w<
ABS-CBN: No problem.
To be continued on episode 13!
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The Humanized Media Club!
HumorHIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 IN CHANNELS, HUMANIZATION, GMA NETWORK | #2 IN ABS-CBN (as of March 2022) The Humanized Media Club is a slice of life series which is inspired by Radio Project Academia, its parallel series, but involves companies, channels, sub...
