The Humanized Media Club!

Webisode #1 - A New Day in the City

One sunny morning, there was a girl named ABS-CBN Corporation. She is going out for a special event, which is about her favorite hobbies, newscasting and making new shows. Everyone may refer her as "Ma'am Charo", because of her look and personality. Not everyone loved her shows though, some of them hated her because they are annoyed by her intelligence.

ABS-CBN: Ah, what a wonderful day. No distractions, just relaxing sounds that are music to my ears.

While walking at the streets, she saw a boy with orange hair, sky blue eyes, yellow suit, and a purple tie with a rainbow-colored heart. He approaches ABS-CBN and he randomly knows her, he is well-known as his arch-nemesis and rival. He gave her a suspicious look on her and ABS-CBN does the same thing.

GMA Network: Well, well, well, if is it my never-ending rival, ABS-CBN Corporation. No wonder your day got worse, huh?

ABS-CBN: GMA..... why are you always targeting me wherever I go? Are you crazy for real? Nope, my day got worse because of you!

GMA Network: Ha ha ha... huh, you think that you're trying to be smart, right? No, I am not targeting you of your "special event", and it really got you to the core. What are you going to do? Do more shows that are better than mine's? No, I won't let you do that!

ABS-CBN: Seriously.... that day is IMPORTANT! I am ALWAYS avoiding myself to be late every day. And you... well, I don't want to see your face again! ...Not just now, maybe forever!

GMA Network: Okay! If you say so, but you better learn something from me... if I see you doing another suspicious look to my face, I will take over your actions and fight to find out who's the best company.

ABS-CBN: Darn... that GMA is always on my nerves...

GMA Network: Excuse me?

ABS-CBN: ...Nothing! *groans*

ABS-CBN ignores and erases what she learns from GMA in her mind. She continued to walk until she sees the office, where her meeting was prepared in.

ABS-CBN: Oh, I am so sorry for the distraction outside. There is someone making fun of me, and he is very impolite.

???: It's okay. You may take a seat.

ABS-CBN: Thank you so much.

???: Where were we? Oh! The project of new shows and important newscasting! So, ABS-CBN, how's your informative things on your news over the years?

ABS-CBN: I have been on newscasting for like... uhhh 69 years? I love my ambition and I am working hard too, thanks to my employees out there! I have never been so super proud of my whole life!

???: How amazing. What about your shows?

ABS-CBN: They are going nice so far. I love everyone who watched my shows a lot, even they are not into them, it's very okay for me. I am sure they will never forget the moments they make until I got defunct.

???: Whoa!! They love you more than I expected... what???

ABS-CBN: *small giggle*

???: Wait... you... you are going to be defunct??? Oh my gosh- when????

ABS-CBN: Sad to say... very soon... This is a sad day for me, and to you and others out there...

???: Same here!!

ABS-CBN: But, do not worry, I can handle any problems no matter what!

???: Oh, good!!

ABS-CBN: Okay... so you want to know why I am distracted at times?

???: Feel free to explain.

ABS-CBN: Okay... here it goes. There was some guy, I know him for many years now. His name is GMA Network. He always gave me a suspicious look, and he is always my rival and never-ending arch-nemesis. We challenged each other to see who has the best variety show, news program, and more. And now... even when he does like this again to me, I think he is a pretty cool company to my mind. He is very kindhearted, sweet, and is like an older brother to his subsidiaries. Sometimes, we teamed up.

???: OMG, you have a rival company?

ABS-CBN: Yes. And now, it is the same thing as before.

???: Ohhhh.

ABS-CBN: ...So how was it?

???: That was great! Anyways, you can leave the meeting now. Bye!

ABS-CBN: Thank you. Bye!

ABS-CBN leaves the office and walks on her way home. She goes to her room and writes a note about her new projects and is grateful that everyone is supporting her.

Then, there is GMA outside, walking towards ABS-CBN's house and sees through the window, he sees her writing about her new projects.

GMA Network: New projects, huh? Did I tell you, THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALWAYS BETTER THAN MINE'S OKAY??? Now, she doesn't listen to me... *scoffs* Okay, I will see her notes and uhhh... rate them.

To be continued in episode 2!