ABS-CBN is going to a special meeting. Suddenly, GMA bumped into her and gave each other suspicious looks.
GMA Network: WHY ARE YOU BUMPING ME?
ABS-CBN: ME??? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BUMPED ME FIRST!
GMA Network: I SWEAR, YOU BUMPED ME FIRST!
ABS-CBN: NO, YOU ARE!
ABS-CBN and GMA Network: YOU ARE!!
Suddenly, they encounter a mysterious director. He heard the whole fight and rates them.
???: Wow, what an intense moment. I'll rate it... 10 out of 10.
ABS-CBN and GMA Network: H-Huh???
???: You two are magnificent! Maybe you should participate in a drama show.
ABS-CBN: A drama show??
GMA Network: Are you kidding?? I'm going in-
ABS-CBN: GMA, no! We're not going on a freaking drama show!
???: Come on, ABS. Okay, I would like to say that I love your shows so much.
ABS-CBN: Really?? I would like to find out what are your faves!!
???: Yeah. We should go to the drama show.
ABS-CBN: *sigh* Fine...
At the stadium, ABS-CBN realized there's TV5, her subsidiaries, employees, and the music labels are invited to see the show, and GMA Network saw Hallypop and Heart of Asia sitting at their respective seats.
ABS-CBN: Sports?? Action?? Jeepney TV?? Star Music?? Oh my gosh- EVEN UNI, MCA, POLY, AND VIVA???
TV5: Hello. I would love to see your drama!
ABS-CBN: TV5, not you too!!
GMA Network: Oh my gosh- GMA Music?? Hally?? Heart?? Not you three!!
Hallypop: Hello big bro!
Universal Records: Heyyyyy GMA and ABS-CBN!!
GMA Music: Hi.
Viva Records: Heyoooo ABS-CBN!!! And GMA too!
Sports: Hello!
Action: Hi, you two!
MCA: We can't wait to see the most entertaining drama!
PolyEast: I agree. What's the flavored tea we have today? It's GMA and ABS-CBN's intense battle!
Jeepney TV: *laughs* Yeah! That was a clever thing you just said, Poly.
ABS-CBN: Seriously!! This wasn't funny at all!
PolyEast: It doesn't have to be like that.
GMA Network: H-Huh??
MCA: No matter that you two are always fighting naturally, we always liked it sooo much!! That's our opinion~
ABS-CBN and GMA Network: YOU GUYS!!!
Universal Records: Ahahaha! Don't shame yourselves, you two, I bet this is going to be the best.
ABS-CBN: *long sigh* Okay, you all win. You can watch our "entertaining fight". BUT, ONLY ONE! OKAY?
All (except ABS-CBN and GMA): WOOHOOOOOO!!!!
GMA Network: I don't think this is a good idea.
ABS-CBN: I expect the same thing...
At the dressing room, ABS-CBN and GMA Network had to choose what outfits are going to wear for the performance.
???: *claps 3 times* Hurry up, you two.
GMA Network: We are finding the perfect outfit over here!!
ABS-CBN: Please, don't force us to consume our time!!
???: Okay, I will count down to 10 if you don't hurry up. 10, 9...
GMA Network and ABS-CBN finished changing from their clothes to their outfits in 2 seconds.
???: Wow... that was fast... ahem, anyway, let's go the stage, shall we?
ABS-CBN and GMA Network arrived to their stage. They are a little nervous, but... ABS-CBN realized something she learned from weeks ago!
If you get nervous, don't be like that. All you have to do is to come up with the newest lines you made months ago! That was the best part!
ABS-CBN starts to gain confidence and then exercised herself. She then whispers to GMA Network to follow her lead.
ABS-CBN: *whispers* Just follow my lead.
GMA Network: Huh?? I don't know what you're talking about-
ABS-CBN: *whispers* Don't worry, this will be hard, but we'll do this.
GMA Network: Umm... okay, I guess...
???: Alrighty, let the show... BEGIN!
ABS-CBN: Why are you here? What the heck do you want? A battle? Huh??
GMA Network: Hello, my biggest arch-nemesis. And yes... I want a battle. So, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
ABS-CBN: Hah! I would like to say that my shows were better than yours!
GMA Network: Oh yeah? Well, prove it!
ABS-CBN: My drama shows, news broadcast, and others were more famous than your dumb old projects!
GMA Network: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY SHOWS!? Well... I would also like to say that my sitcom is better than yours!
ABS-CBN: Well, I heard that your sitcom is having a finale.
GMA Network: Not just a finale... a SEASON FINALE! The next season will be premiered this July, you know?
ABS-CBN: W-WHAT???
GMA Network: Now... surrender yourself.
ABS-CBN: YOU JERK!!!
Universal Records: WOW! THAT WAS AN AMAZING DRAMA!! *claps*
Everyone applaused and ABS-CBN and GMA Network thanked everyone for the performance they showed to them.
???: *claps* That was amazing!
When everyone started to go home, they talked about the moments happening in the stadium earlier.
Star Music: And then, ABS-CBN bravely proved that her shows are WAY BETTER than GMA. What an intense rivalry they got there!
All (except ABS-CBN and GMA): *indistinct chatting*
ABS-CBN: *long groan* I wish I will never join into a silly show again...
GMA Network: Same... it's so stressful and... bizarre.
To be continued in episode 49!
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The Humanized Media Club!
HumorHIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 IN CHANNELS, HUMANIZATION, GMA NETWORK | #2 IN ABS-CBN (as of March 2022) The Humanized Media Club is a slice of life series which is inspired by Radio Project Academia, its parallel series, but involves companies, channels, sub...
