Fun fact: Webisode 36 is also a opposite day episode. Have fun reading!!~
The sun is rising. ABS-CBN is waking up first.
ABS-CBN: Ahhh, what a wonderful day! Time to prepare, prepare, prepare!
GMA is the next. He exercises himself and prepares after that.
GMA Network: What a glorious day!
Hours later, the two are finished. Meanwhile, the two glanced each other.
GMA Network: Hi!
ABS-CBN: Hello GMA!! (thinking) What? GMA is happy today?? OH MY GOSH!!
GMA Network: How's your day? Do you have a meeting today? If yes, ahhh good luck!!
ABS-CBN: Today is Wednesday. I don't have a meeting today. *laughs* Just planning though.
GMA Network: That's cool! I am planning shows today too!
ABS-CBN: Really??
GMA Network: Yes!! Anyway, gotta go!
ABS-CBN (thinking): Is it true?? Really true?? GMA's finally not messing with me, starting today! AHHHH OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!
ABS-CBN is going back to her home, skipping and laughing.
ABS-CBN: I can't believe this! I will call A2Z right now!
A2Z: *phone ringing* Hello? Ah, ABS-CBN, hello!
ABS-CBN: A2Z!! I have some good news to tell you!!
A2Z: Yeah? What is it?
ABS-CBN: GMA never messed me today! AHHHH ISN'T IT AMAZING?
A2Z: Huh?? *nervous laughing* That was amazing! Good job!
ABS-CBN: I know right? Bye!
A2Z: Bye-bye! *sigh* To be honest, I liked her rivalry with GMA better... ABS-CBN, I love you, but PLEASE bring the drama back! It's soooo entertaining!!
Meanwhile at GMA Network's house...
GMA Network: I am so happy right now! I loved ABS-CBN's shows, and by the way, she's smart too!!
Hallypop: Ooh! Is she is a good friend to you?
GMA Network: Yep!
Heart of Asia: I'm glad! You have no rivals!
GMA Network: Yep! well, come on, let's eat!
Meanwhile, A2Z is walking, and she sees ABS-CBN sitting down in a bench.
ABS-CBN: A2Z! Hello!
A2Z: *giggles* Hi! What's up? Is GMA friendly to you from now on?
ABS-CBN: YES!
A2Z: *gasp* Are you sure??
ABS-CBN: I AM SURE!!!
Light TV: What's going on?
A2Z: Light TV! There's something wrong with ABS-CBN!
Light TV: Is she sick?
A2Z: No... she is happy about something.
Light TV: Huh? There is nothing wrong about it.
ABS-CBN: GMA never messed with me!! YESSSSS!!!
Light TV: GMA? As in GMA Network?
ABS-CBN: YESSSSSS!!! He is like, my biggest rival, but, today... he became my best friend!
Light TV: Hm. I think I watched their rivalry before.
ABS-CBN: YOU WHAT?
Light TV: Nothing.
A2Z: You watched it? That's great!
GMA Network approaches ABS-CBN and waves at her.
ABS-CBN: GMA!!!
GMA Network: ABS-CBN!! Hello! *hugs ABS-CBN*
ABS-CBN: *hugs GMA* Hiiiii!!!!
A2Z and Light TV: Boring...
Hallypop and Heart of Asia: Not what we expected. *looked at each other* H-Huh?
GMA Network: How are you?
ABS-CBN: I'm great! How about you?
GMA Network: Same!! I have a great time too!!
ABS-CBN: I'm glad!!
GMA and ABS-CBN: *skipping and laughing together, then they hold hands and spin*
Suddenly, a beam of light is coming through the sky. It almost started to go towards the city.
A2Z: Look! A beam of light!
All (except ABS-CBN and GMA): OOH!!!!
The beam of light is zapping both ABS-CBN and GMA.
A2Z: OMG, are you okay??
ABS-CBN: Nghhhhh.... what happened??
GMA Network: What... are we doing...
ABS-CBN: HUH??? YOU AGAIN????
GMA Network: NOOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? GET OUT!
ABS-CBN: NO, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ANNOYED ME!! YOU GET OUT!
A2Z: That's better.
To be continued on episode 37!
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