Hikaru: Man, the sun's really hot today.
Helios: (thought) Why the heck did i feel like that was a compliment? Wtf is wrong with me!?
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After learning that humans also use the word 'hot' as a compliment, he almost gave up on humanity
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Helios: (sulking) Stupid humans. Why ya gotta use random words to express affection?