(Based on the video above)
Achilles: I've come to make an announcement. Phi Kuromi's a bi***a** motherf****.
Achilles: He pi**ed on my f***ing my blader! That's right! He took is alien f***ing gross d*** out and he pi**ed on my f***ing blader!
Achilles: And he said his d*** was ✨this big ✨ and I said "That's DISGUSTING!". So I'm making a call-out post on my BeyTwitter.com!
Achilles: Phi Kuromi, you have a small d***! It's the size of this Performance Tip except way smaller!
Achilles: And guess what! Here's what my d*** looks like!
(His armour explodes, revealing his Greek god build of a body for all to see, albeit with a censor bar across his crotch)
Achilles: That's right baby! All points, no pillows, no feathers! Look at that, it looks like two balls in a bong!
Achilles: He f***ed my blader so guess what I'm gonna f*** the earth!
Achilles: That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER P*SS!!!
Achilles: Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher.
Achilles: I'm p*ssing on the MOON!!!
Achilles: How do you like that, Komurasaki! I p*ssed on the moon you idiot!
Achilles: You have exactly 24 hours before the p*ss ddrrrropppllets hit the f****ing earth. So get out my f****ing sight! Before I p*ss on you too.
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