How to win a battle

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Phoenix: Any last words?

Achilles, all bruised, burned and wounded: H...Harder...

Phoenix: Wait wha-

Achilles: Stab...me...harder~

Phoenix: (gets the heck out of the battle while crying in fear) HADES HELP! A MASOCHIST WANTS TO HURT ME!!!
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Achilles: And that is how you instantly win!

Helios:.....

Helios: I'd...rather use the normal way, sensei...

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