There's a simple algorithm for figuring out when you have reached maturity and have no more learning or growing to do.
Take the age (in months) you started talking, then add that to how many years of schooling you have. Multiply that by the number of siblings you have, then divide by the number of cousins you have. Add that to your current income from wages minus years at your current job multiplied by 10, and you get
Never. You never really reach maturity. And you for sure never stop learning or growing. Be glad for that. It truly keeps life – and you - interesting.
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