You will never regret owning several hoodies.
If you find a pair of jeans that fit you really well, buy as many pairs as you can because that shit is as rare a find as fresh fruit in your grandma's fridge.
Sneakers > dress shoes
It will be difficult to get through break ups without a comfy pair of sweatpants.
You should never judge people by what they wear. Unless they're wearing socks with sandals. Then they asked for it.
Comfortable underwear > Sexy underwear
What's considered fashionable will change from year to year, but not how stupid you'll think your outfits looked ten years from now.
No matter what you're wearing, now or in the future, you'll still be you. That means no matter what you're wearing, you'll always be amazing.
Even if you're wearing socks with sandals.
But don't wear socks with sandals.
Seriously.
Just. No.
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