If you want a preview of the agonizing eternal tortures of hell, forget to call your mom on Mother's Day.
Birthdays come but once a year. But you can eat cake any fucking time you want.
If just one more person says they don't watch anime because it's "for kids," I swear to god....[Okay, I realize this isn't wisdom, but jeez people. Watch before you judge.]
It really is the little things in life that make you happy. Like, for instance, a really good anime.
Seriously. Don't forget to call your mom on Mother's Day. I mean, how many hours did she spend giving birth to you? You can spare 10 minutes to talk to her on that capitalism-fabricated holiday.
Cake is a perfectly valid way to self-medicate after a particularly taxing phone call with your mom. And, I hear, you can have it any fucking time you want. Happy eating.
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The Sh#% Your Parents Should Tell You
Non-FictionYour parents probably tell you a lot of things like study hard, get a good job, be a decent human being, take out the goddamn garbage for christ's sake. But what they won't tell you are the ugly (and slightly less ugly) truths about life that, if...
