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The Signs at a Pisces and Taurus Wedding

(Taurus looks like a hard stone statue, but inside is a romantic mess. Pisces is laughing and crying at the same time.)

Aries: Kicking themselves mentally, because they dated both Pisces and Taurus and now they have to watch them be happy together

Gemini: Releases a really cool fireworks show after they’ve sealed the deal; planned for the fireworks to spell out “congratulations” but got “congregations” instead

Cancer: Ends up missing the wedding because they promised to make the food for the reception and miscalculated how long it would actually take

Leo: Volunteered to be the wedding singer so that they wouldn’t have to hire a choir; nailed it

Virgo: Wondering why they can’t ever seem to get to the marriage stage with anyone

Libra: Flirting with the other guests, trying to find their next potential spouse as soon as possible

Scorpio: Actually really wants to get married, but doesn’t trust anyone to get past the hook-up stage; wonders how Taurus and Pisces did it

Sagittarius: Has to take a smoke break outside; they hate sitting in the same place for too long

Capricorn: Honestly can’t stand the colors that they chose for the wedding, or the flowers, or anything else for that matter; they should have been hired as the wedding planner in the first place

Aquarius: The wedding planner; strives to make this wedding the most unique and cool themed wedding ever