Caboose: Depression. . . Loneliness. . . Confusion. . . Slight indigestion.
The Blue Soldier came to a stop at the end of a bridge.
Caboose: Oh Church! Oh, I miss you so much! Who is supposed to be my best friend while you are gone?! Tucker? Yellow Church? They aren't even shades of blue. . . Tucker's an. . . Aqua.
He heard branches snap, then turning toward a blocked cave.
Caboose: Hello? Um. . . who's there? Tucker is that you?
He slowly crept into the cave. . .
Caboose: Agent Washington. . .? HELLO?!
His voice echoed back to him.
Caboose: Oh! That was just me. That was stupid. HAVE A NICE DAY!
Caboose(Echo): THANKS, YOU TOO!
Caboose: Well, I'm a very pleasant person.
Some rocks fell.
Caboose: Okay me, you can cut it out now! This is getting a little silly. . .
He walked over to where the rocks dropped.
Caboose: *gasps* Hell-oooooo!
*With the Blues and the Girls*
The five were gathered next to a cave entrance with a cone highlighting its entrance.
Wash: Tucker, Sister, in basic training, there a point when the drill sergeant attempts to 'break' his or her soldiers, so that they may overcome their civilian mindset, and focus on the responsibility and selflessness of becoming a true soldier.
Tucker: Uh. . . Bro? I went through basic ages ago. 'True Soldier', standing right here!
Wash: What is the UNSC motto?
Tucker: "When in doubt, rub one out!"
South: Holy shit, you've been single your entire life.
Tucker: *mutters* God fucking damn it.
Kaikaina: I snuck onto a ship and stole a gun. I'd have to be pretty good to do that.
Delta: That does not equate to the average training a military recruit must endure.
Kaikaina: Oh, screw off D.
Wash: Privates Tucker and. . . Grif?
Ruby: She doesn't have a rank.
Wash: Tucker and Sister, I am going to break you.
Kaikaina: Fuck off, cop.
Tucker: Oohooho, I'm shaking in my armor.
They all turned to the tunnel with the cone.
Wash: Inside this tunnel is an elaborate obstacle course designed to test both your reflexes, and your mettle.
Tucker: Uhh. . . like copper?
Wash: No that's 'metal', I said 'mettle'.
Tucked: Whatever.
Allison: Point is that he had Ruby and I make the most tortUROUs *flickers red* things we could think of. So good luck 'cause you'll probably die.
Ruby: Good luck, you two. Tucker first.
She raised her SAW.
Ruby: On your mark. . . Get set. . .
Tucker: This is such bull- FUCK! OKAY, I'M GOING!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Eleven
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A year after the complete destruction of Project Freelancer, the Reds and Blues were stranded, shipwrecked on an unknown planet and stuck inside a canyon once again. Tensions were rising within the Blue team and the R...
