Wash stood next to the main console of the tower, working on it with Tucker next to him, Kaikaina and Delta on his other side.
Tucker: I'm just saying, I feel like somebody should've found us by now.
Wash: Hm.
Tucker: Y'know, it's like, if a plane crashes and disappears, that's fine, civilians, whatever.
Kaikaina: That's fucked up.
Tucker: But this was a fucking SPACESHIP. That's like, national tragedy level important.
Wash: It was a big ship.
Tucker: And what about GPS? The galactic positioning system should have been able to inform command of our location within SECONDS of a mayday.
Wash stood while dropping his tools.
Wash: How. . . do you know that?
Tucker: Uhh. . .
*Flashback*
The Aqua Soldier stood before a crew member onboard the ship, though he wasn't paying attention to him.
Operator: And the galactic positioning system would be able to inform command of our location within seconds of a mayday! So even 'if' the ship WERE to crash, rescue would be practically immediate! Isn't that rad?
Tucker: Cool, nerd stuff. Hey Sperglord, is it just me or is that blonde over there checking me out?
Operator: Who, the pilot?
Tucker: Yeah, she's definitely checking me out.
He walked over to her.
Operator: Wait! You can't go over there!
Tucker: Hey baby, I hear you're a pilot. Think you could pull up on my throttle? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
And red alerts began blaring.
*Present Day*
Tucker: Hope Ruby never finds about that. I read it in a book.
Wash: I don't believe you. Then again, I really don't care.
Kaikaina: I didn't know you dumbasses could read.
Tucker let out a sigh of relief.
Wash: Hey!
Tucker: O-Oh, what? Nothing!
Wash: What happened to my soldering iron?
Delta: I believe you know the answer to that question.
Wash: Damn it! This would be going SO much faster if I didn't have to keep tracking down equipment every five minutes!
Tucker: What, you think the Reds took it?
Kaikaina: Are you actually asking that question?
The former freelancer took out a shotgun.
Wash: *imitates Sarge* Men! It appears our SHITTY fortifications aren't meeting my ridiculous standards! Let's steal Washington's tank and fire at our walls! That'll fix it!
Delta/Kaikaina/Tucker: . . . . . . .
Wash: Yes, I think the Reds took it.
Kaikaina: I could've done a better impression.
Tucker: Man, why are you so wound up all the time?
Wash: Because every second we're here is another second closer to death. . . or worse.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Eleven
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A year after the complete destruction of Project Freelancer, the Reds and Blues were stranded, shipwrecked on an unknown planet and stuck inside a canyon once again. Tensions were rising within the Blue team and the R...
