The unknown soldier was stood up, Wash, South, and Ruby still having their weapons trained on him.
Wash: You need to start talking.
?: Hmm, aggressive, paranoid, and a little melodramatic. You must be Agent Washington.
Tucker: Ha, melodramatic!
?: And that means the rest of you are the Reds and the Blues.
Caboose: Oh my god! How did he know that?!
Grif: We're wearing red and blue armor.
Grif: Will somebody please fix his helmet?
South: How do you know who we are?
?: Seriously? C'mon man, everyone knows about you guys! You're heroes!
Sarge: Heroes?
?: You're in the team that brought down Project Freelancer. You're some of the galaxy's greatest soldiers.
Everyone: . . . . . . . .
Kaikaina: Well that was a fucking lie.
Sarge: No! It's absolutely true!
Doc: It's partially true.
Delta: The truth you speak of, is irrelevant.
Grif: Yeah, mainly false.
Wash: Stop giving him information.
Ruby: Who are you?
?: Felix.
Ruby: Okay. . . Felix, why are you here?
Felix: Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
Wash: Do you want a bullet in your leg?
Felix: No, not really.
South: Just. Talk. What the hell is going on?
Grif: Yeah, like who were those guys trying to kill us?
Simmons: And why haven't we been rescued yet?
Felix: Wait, where do you think you are?
Tucker: What do you mean?
Felix: I mean, do you understand where you've crashed.
Ruby: Oh god. . .
Sarge: Well, we've been taking bets. Highest wager's currently on the Bermuda Triangle. After that we've got Gilligan's Island and Purgatory.
Grif: So stupid.
Donut: No, just think about it! It makes perfect sense!
Felix: The reason no one's come to help you, is the same reason no one's come to help THEM.
He pointed toward the dead enemy soldiers.
Simmons: Them?
Felix: The people on this planet.
Wash: What planet?
Felix: Chorus.
Tucker: Never heard of it.
Felix: Well, I wouldn't expect you to. It's on the very edge of colonized space, and after the war between the humans and the aliens, it was more or less forgotten by Earth and the UNSC.
Grif: We crashed in the middle of nowhere, on a planet in the middle of nowhere. Fucking beautiful, everybody.
Simmons: But how did we end up so far from home? It should've been a short flight.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Eleven
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A year after the complete destruction of Project Freelancer, the Reds and Blues were stranded, shipwrecked on an unknown planet and stuck inside a canyon once again. Tensions were rising within the Blue team and the R...
