The two Spanish robots remained a little ways away from Red Base.
Dos.0: (Spanish) A scarecrow?!
Lopez: Sí.
Dos.0: (Spanish) They just left you to hang out with all the vegetables?
Lopez: (Spanish) It takes about ninety days to grow corn.
Dos.0: (Spanish) That's terrible.
Lopez: (Spanish) It was not the best.
Sarge: Hey Lopezes!
The Red Leader was still working on rebuilding the robot they recovered from the ship.
Sarge: Why don't you two come over here and give me a hand. I always gotta get on my knees to work on this thing, but I figured it'd be easier if you just held it at chest level instead.
Dos.0: Sí Señor.
Lopez: (Spanish) Wait. There is one thing about these people I do like.
Dos.0: ¿Qué?
Lopez: (Spanish) Hey Sarge! Why don't you want to get on your knees? Afraid it might bring back some repressed memories?
Sarge: Heh heh, oh Lopez you old kidder you. Now c'mon, time's a wastin'.
Dos.0: (Spanish) . . . Hey Sarge. . . you smell!
Sarge: Ha, oh now don't tell me he's got you in on it too. Hehehe, Lopez you are rambunctious.
Lopez: (Spanish) Sometimes he makes up entire conversations. You suck!
Sarge: It is a lovely day, isn't it?
Dos.0: (Spanish) And you aren't smart.
Sarge: Thank you for noticing, I have been hitting the gym.
Lopez: (Spanish) Your mother is so fat she uses a Richter scale.
Dos.0: (Spanish) And she's a whore!
Sarge: Haha, you guys are a like a couple of three stooges. Well, whenever you're done goofing off, head on over. I just need to make a few more adjustments.
Lopez: (Spanish) Stick with me kid and you're going to be just fine.
*With Wash*
The Cobalt Soldier approached his base.
Wash: Here goes nothing.
Unfortunately, he was halted by the Mantis.
Freckles: Agent Washington.
Wash: Oh, Freckles. I didn't see you there. Man, for a behemoth you hide really well.
Freckles: You have failed to uphold your duty to Captain Caboose.
Wash: But I was just on my way up now, ready to clean the base!
Freckles: You lack diligence, Agent Washington.
Wash: What?
Freckles: You question authority, Agent Washington.
Wash: Um. . .
He began stepping back.
Wash: Caboose! Can you come out here?!
Freckles: You must be eliminated, Agent Washington.
Wash: CABOOSE!
The Blue Leader appeared on the edge of the second floor.
Caboose: Hello.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Eleven
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