The Reds and Blues stood off, the former in the Warthog and the latter had weapons raised
Tucker: You have literally the worst timing.
Sarge: Stow it, thin mint.
He jumped off the chaingun.
Sarge: We're no longer fraternizing with the enemy!
Tucker: Thin mint?
Grif: Now see, when he says "we," imagine he's only referring to himself. Do not groups us together.
Tucker: Bitch, my armor's aqua! I think. . .
Wash: What the hell are you two doing?!
Grif: Uh, again, not two, just him. I can't stress this enough.
Sarge: You made me believe that Reds and Blues could co-exist! That we could work together as one people! And we could all get together, and be a little. . . purple!
Ruby: We are! I am freaking MAGENTA!
Wash: Seriously, what the fuck is this about?!
Sarge: You brainwashed and kidnapped two of my soldiers!
Ruby/Simmons: Who? Us?!
Tucker: They weren't kidnapped dipshit. I don't know about Ruby, but Simmons came over here by himself. We can't get him to leave.
Sarge: Is this true Simmons?
Simmons: It's not your fault, sir. It's Grif's!
Grif: What did I do?
Simmons: You're fucking disgusting Grif.
Grif: Well yeah. . . but I've always been like that. Sarge was the one that decided to take half the base for himself.
Simmons: Oh, then I guess it is your fault sir.
Ruby: *mutters* Is this what happens when I'm not home?
Sarge: That makes you a traitor!
The sergeant jumped back onto the gunner position!
Simmons: What?!
Delta/Freckles: Threat level increased.
Caboose: Um, yeah no reason for panic. Everything's fine, might anyone have a rolled up newspaper at the ready?
Kaikaina: We're gonna fucking die.
Sarge: You weren't kidnapped! And you weren't brainwashed! You both deliberately joined the enemy!
Ruby: Oh my god. . .
Tucker: But if they weren't kidnapped or brainwashed, that would mean we were never the enemy in the first place.
Sarge: Don't try to confuse me with your words, shamrock!
Tucker: I'M AQUA!
Wash: Tucker, calm down.
Tucker: Me?! These guys roll up in a fucking assault jeep and you choose to yell at me?!
Wash: Look, tensions are high.
Tucker: No shit, Washington.
Ruby: Guys-
Tucker: I'm tired of you bossing have around!
Wash: Now is not the time.
Tucker: You know, I disagree. We were having a talk when tweedledee and tweedle-fucking-idiot decided to interrupt. So let's finish this.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Eleven
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A year after the complete destruction of Project Freelancer, the Reds and Blues were stranded, shipwrecked on an unknown planet and stuck inside a canyon once again. Tensions were rising within the Blue team and the R...
