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Lost my Memory Prank on MJ

 The video opens to Peter sitting in his bedroom.

"Why hello there, Ironfam," he says. "Today, I have decided to make very stupid decisions; I'm going to prank MJ."

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Peter is sitting closer to the camera now. "Also I'm sorry about the video that was posted earlier, I was really high and also had lost a lot of blood. Don't worry, that was filmed a few days ago and I'm fine now." he whispers.

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Peter has returned to his original position. "Anyway," he continues, as though the interlude had never happened. "I've seen this video floating around YouTube, where one person in a couple pretends to lose their memory. So I thought I'd try it on MJ. I think I could be really convincing... sometimes after patrol, I'll come back and be really out of it, and forget things, so basically I'll just be acting like that happened but worse. I'll pretend to have gone back a few years. I'll probably mention May a lot, ask if 'Mr. Stark' can help me, stuff that I would be talking about a year or two ago, before MJ and I started going out, even before we were friends. I'll act like I have no idea who Harley is... actually, this could be a prank on Harley, too, if he decides to show up."

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"So basically what I'm going to do," Peter explains. "Is cover myself in this fake blood I found. I'm then going to kind of crash into the window? MJ is going to be in the living room, waiting for me to get back from patrol, because we're hanging out tonight, Ned and Harley are supposed to come too, but who knows. So I'm gonna crash into the window, and then when MJ undoubtedly freaks out and lets me in, I'll act all out of it, keep talking like I'm fourteen and just got my powers and stuff. Then I'm gonna just... keep going until I feel like it's about to go too far? Then I'll stop, let her know it's fake and that I'm fine and stuff."

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Peter is now in the bathroom, his Spider-Man suit on, without the mask.

"So, I'm just going to... pour this all over me?" he shrugs. "You'd think I'd be better at this, considering the amount of times I've crashed into the window covered in blood..."

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There's a time lapse of Peter pouring the blood down his front, smearing it around a bit, then putting his mask on and rubbing some of the blood around it. Finally, he seems satisfied.

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Peter is leaning down to whisper to the camera. "So, MJ thinks I've been out on patrol this whole time," he says. "I've already got a camera set up in the living room with her..."

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There is a brief clip of MJ sitting on the couch, scrolling through her phone.

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"So now I've just got to go around the back, sneak out, and go crash into the window. I hope I don't alarm any civilians..."

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The camera once again shows MJ sitting on the couch, scrolling through her phone. Suddenly, there's a loud crash, and Peter appears in the window behind her.

"Oh my god!" MJ exclaims, leaping up.

Peter weakly lifts a hand to knock on the window, smearing blood all over it.

"Oh my god, Peter!" MJ very nearly shrieks, running to the window. "Friday, open the window! Now!"

The window opens, and Peter falls through, face planting into the floor. MJ drops to her knees beside him, resting a hand on his shoulder.