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Introducing Ismay! Also Q&A - LIVE

 The video opens to Peter, MJ, Ned, Betty, Harley, and the red-haired mystery girl sitting on the floor in front of the couch in the living room.

"Hey guys, welcome back to the Ironfam!" Peter says brightly. "As you can see, there are two new faces with us today. So like two months ago, sorry about that, we posted a video of MJ and I pranking our friends, and we received a shit ton of comments asking who the redhead was. So, we made this video specifically to introduce our new friend, explain more about our 'private' lives, and also to be a general Q and A."

"Holy shit, there are already so many people on here," Harley mutters.

"We should probably not swear," MJ points out. "I mean, we're live, so it can't be edited out."

"That's true," Peter nods. "I don't want to get in trouble with the YouTube gods or anything."

"YouTube gods?" Harley asks, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, the guys who sit around banning people from YouTube for breaking rules," Peter says, as if this were common knowledge. "I don't wanna get banned."

"There's a ton of people on here, we should get started with the actual talking," Ned nudges Peter.

"Right. First things first," Peter claps his hands together, and turns to the redhead and Betty. "Want to introduce yourselves?"

"Sure," the girl shrugs, her voice still heavy with a French accent, and looks to the camera. "Hello, everyone. My name is Ismay Jacques. I just moved from Paris, and as of a few months ago I started attending Midtown High and dating Harley."

"My name is Betty Brant," Betty informs the camera. "I also go to school with these guys, and I am dating Ned."

"So we put on Instagram for people to ask us questions for a Q and A, but obviously none of those included Ismay, and a bunch of them were just asking who she was," Peter explains. "And we went through comments on a bunch of videos and put together a list of seven questions for each of us. So... let's get started!"

"So the first question is for Peter," MJ reads off her phone. "Do you ever regret becoming Spider-Man?"

"Well..." Peter hesitates for a moment. "Sometimes I do. I mean, I love being Spider-Man, and I'd never give it up, ever, but... when my friends and family are in danger, or when I'm digging a bullet out of my shoulder, or when I feel the effects of some of the trauma it's brought... Those are moments when I'm not too thrilled with it, and I wish I could just be normal. But also, being Spider-Man means I can help people, and also it's really cool."

"I mean, yeah, it's really cool!" Ned gushes. "He's got these super awesome powers, and also he's saved so many people, and it's just great!"

Peter laughs. "Thanks, Ned."

"Next question is for Harley," MJ reads. "Do you miss Tennessee?"

"Not really," Harley shrugs. "Like, I love my mom and sister, and I miss them, but I lived in this super tiny little down in the middle of abso-fucking, sorry, absolutely nowhere, where there's nothing to do and also I had to build a potato gun when I was eleven to fight off bullies who kept beating me up. So, besides my mom and sister, no, I absolutely do not miss Tennessee."

"Fair enough," Betty shrugs.

"Now for me," MJ says. "What's a weird habit of Peter's that pisses me off."

She looks directly into the camera.

"Constantly getting stabbed. Next question. Ismay. How long have you been dating Harley?"