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I got MJ pregnant??? *prank*

I am so sorry for missing posting this on Saturday! Our wifi was acting totally weird, so I couldn't post it. It's fixed now though!

The video opens to Peter and MJ sitting on Peter's bed. Lady, Chloe, and Luci are sitting with them. Luci has gotten a lot bigger than he was since the last time he was seen; he takes up most of the back of the bed, especially as he's stretched on. Peter and MJ are sitting on the front edge. Lady is in Peter's lap, and Chloe's in MJ's.

"Hey guys, welcome back to the Ironfam!" Peter says brightly. "Once again, I am here with MJ again."

"You said again twice," MJ interrupts.

"Shut up," Peter rolls his eyes.

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"Anyway, as I was saying," Peter says, giving MJ a significant look. "Today I am once again here with MJ, and we are doing a very special video."

"We are going to be telling Pepper and Tony that I am pregnant," MJ says, very serious, looking straight into the camera.

There's silence for a few moments, before Peter cracks, and begins giggling.

"Okay, so obviously, she's not actually pregnant," he says, still laughing. "I mean, we're both only sixteen and, like, no hate if you did have a child when you were our age, we're just... absolutely not prepared for that, and there's no possible way that's going to happen."

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"So, it's occurred to me," Peter begins.

"Meaning I told him," MJ interjects.

"Shush," Peter says, pointing at her, before turning back to the camera. "Anyway, it's occurred to me that you guys might not realize that we're officially dating. So, like, three months ago, I asked MJ to prom, and we went, and it was fantastic, and then after that we went on a few more dates, and now we're officially boyfriend and girlfriend."

"We only officially became boyfriend and girlfriend about two months ago," MJ adds.

"And as we've only been dating for two or three months," Peter continues. "We've never, you know..." he looks at MJ. "Done... it."

"He means had sex," MJ rolls her eyes at the camera. "I dunno why that's such a taboo word."

"Because this is supposed to be a family friendly channel!" Peter says, scandalized.

"Well, parents probably don't want their children watching videos about teen pregnancy either, I know mine didn't," MJ shrugs. "So kids probably aren't going to watch this video anyway."

"Still!"

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"Yes, so as MJ so bluntly stated, we've never slept together or anything," Peter picks up. "Which, again, no hate if you do that, we just would like to take things way slower than that."

"And also wait until we're at least eighteen," MJ supplies. "I mean, the age of consent is seventeen, and even though Peter turns seventeen next week, I don't until February, which means it would technically be illegal."

"So Mr. Dad knows that I wouldn't do that," Peter says. "Which is why it's going to take a lot of work to make this believable. We've got a pregnancy test that we've made look positive," he holds it up to the camera. "We just drew on the second line. And we put the end in pickle juice, so it looks like it's been used."

"We're going to start by just sitting them down and telling them," MJ continues. "And when they inevitably don't believe us, we're going to pull that out. And we've got two more, just so we can show them and say we're absolutely certain."