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We Got Sorted Into Our Hogwarts Houses

 The video opens to Peter, Tony, Harley, Ned, and MJ sitting on Peter's bed. Chloe, Lady, and Luci are all laying on the bed behind them, and appear to be napping. Peter is in the middle, with a laptop on his lap.

"Hey guys, welcome back to the Ironfam!" Peter says brightly. "So, a few weeks ago, Ned, MJ and I were going to get Sorted into our Hogwarts houses for you guys, because that's been a highly requested video, but we were interrupted by Morgan's birth. And, I think it'll be funner now that we've got Mr. Dad and Harley here to do it with us!"

"I still say Mr. Stark is going to be a Ravenclaw," MJ shrugs.

"False," Harley declares, pointing at her. "He's a Slytherin."

"I beg to differ," MJ says, looking ready to get into a rant, but Tony cuts her off.

"Why don't we just let Pottermore tell us?" he suggests.

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"So, we've already made accounts," Peter explains. "We're gonna let Ned go first, then MJ, then me, then Harley, then Mr. Dad. Ready, Ned?"

"Ready," Ned shrugs. "I've taken this test before, so I pretty much already know what I'm gonna get, but... let's see if it's changed!"

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"Moon or stars..." he mumbles, before clicking moon.

"Interesting," Peter says.

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"Which instrument is most pleasing to your ear?" Ned reads. "Hmm..."

Ned clicks through all the options, before he returns to one close to the beginning, and selects trumpet.

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"A troll has gone berserk in the Headmaster's study at Hogwarts. It is about to smash, crush, and tear several irreplaceable items and treasures, including a cure for dragon pox, which the Headmaster has nearly perfected, student records going back 1000 years, and a mysterious handwritten book full of strange runes, believed to have belonged to Merlin. In which order would you rescue these objects from the troll's club, if you could?" Ned reads aloud, looking thoughtful. "I think... the cure for dragon pox would have to go first, then Merlin's book, then the records."

"Really?" MJ asks. "Why?"

"Because," Ned explains. "Dragon pox doesn't have a cure; there's a treatment, sure, but all in all... not a cure. And it's highly contagious, and potentially fatal. James Potter's parents both died of it, so I think it would be important to have a cure for that. And then the book of Merlin, because that could contain secrets key to, like, saving the world or something, and then the student records, because I'm pretty sure there's a copy of those in the Ministry or something."

"Huh." MJ says. "Ok."

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"Which pet would I take to Hogwarts?" Ned reads. "Easy. Snowy owl. Next."

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"How would I like to be known to history..." Ned hesitates. "I think I'm going to have to go with... the good."

"Well, it's pretty obvious which House you're gonna get now," MJ rolls her eyes. "A lot of these answers are pretty obvious, which House they'll get you."

"Well, it's my honest answer, so don't judge me," Ned's eyes are on the screen as he talks, reading the next question. "Late at night, walking alone down the street, you hear a peculiar cry that you believe to have a magical source. What do you do?' This one is easy, too, I'd proceed with caution, keeping one hand on my concealed wand and an eye out for any disturbance."