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I'm Moving prank on Peter

 The video opens to MJ sitting on a bed in an unfamiliar room; everything has a light purple and white theme to it, and there are several sketches and photos on the walls behind the room. The corner of a desk is visible to her left.

"Well hello there, Ironfam," MJ says conversationally. "First things first. Do not come at my bedroom in the comments. A girls allowed to rebel against societal conventions and still like purple, ok?"

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"Also, thank you for the birthday wishes all the way back in February," she adds. "I'm sorry we've been MIA for so long, but we're working on it. It's been a bit of a **** show in Iron-land lately, but we're getting back on track."

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"Alright, now that that's out of the way," MJ continues as though the cut didn't happen. "Today, I am going to be pranking Peter. Yes, I know that we said prank wars wasn't going to be a thing, but I have decided that it is going to be a thing. Also, there may be tears in this one, but don't come at me about that, either. We all discussed this as a group - the team, Tony, Pepper, Peter, Ned, Harley and I, we all decided that pranks would be allowed. And as long as it doesn't go too far, it's ok to have some fun with them. That means that if Peter cries, Peter cries. It's all good. Remember there are things you don't see behind the scenes, ok?"

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"Anyway," she says. "I've decided to tell Peter that I am moving. It's believable - my dad lost his job a while back, but he just got one. Peter knows he's got a job, but as I only found out last night, he only got a text about it. As soon as I found out that there was officially a new job, I knew I wanted to do this prank, so the text was a little... forlorn, and then I stopped replying all night, so he's already a little worried. I texted him again this morning, telling him to come over because there was something I had to talk to him about. Obviously, you all know that we're in New York City. So, today, we're telling Peter that my dad got a new job."

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MJ is leaning forward, looking intensely into the camera.

"In California."

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MJ has leaned back to her original position. "Now, I personally am not a fan of California. Was it fun to go to Disney? Yes. Would I go again? Also yes. But it's not the kind of place I would choose to live. Peter knows this. So we're gonna lay it on thick; I'm gonna be upset, I'll probably see if I can make some tears - yes Peter has seen me cry before, it's not that shocking. I'll be telling him that I'm moving to California next week. Now, what about the house situation? Well, my dad has to get there right now for his new job, and my mom wants to make sure my sister and I like the new house, so my dad leaves tomorrow, and the rest of us are leaving on Monday. For reference, it's Wednesday right now. We're gonna get this house on the market, pack up, and live in a hotel until we find a house we all like."

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"Peter's on his way right now," MJ informs the camera. "I'm just going to hide this camera in a little drawer, I've checked and you can't see it from over here. I'm gonna let him in, sit him down, and tell him this absolutely tragic news."

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The camera is further back, presumably hidden. MJ is leaning down in front of it.

"Ok, excellent, it's completely invisible," she mutters to herself.

The doorbell rings.

"Oh, ****, that's him," MJ says. She hurries back to her bed and sits down. "Ok, look sad, look sad..."