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Blindfolded Makeup Challenge

 The video opens to Peter and Tony sitting at the kitchen counter, a straight line of makeup spread in front of them. Tony looks annoyed and resigned; Peter looks thrilled.

"Hello everyone, welcome back to the Ironfam!" he exclaims. "So, first of all, Mr. Stark and Pepper would like to thank you all for the congratulations on their pregnancy, and, from some of you, name suggestions! It's still a little early, but I've read all the comments, and there are some good names in there, so thanks for those! And for those of you asking; don't worry, I'll let you know the gender as soon as I know!"

"Are we going to actually do this video?" Tony asks.

"Yes, Mr. Stark, chill," Peter says. "I've just got to inform the Ironfam about what's going on with Baby Stark!"

"Please don't turn that into a thing," Tony sighs.

"It's already a thing, Mr. Stark, and I didn't make it," Peter shrugs. "Someone commented it, and I loved it, so now it's a thing. Now, let's move on, and get this show on the road!"

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"Today," Peter says. "We are doing the blindfolded makeup challenge! I'm going to be blindfolded, and Mr. Stark is going to sit here patiently and let me put makeup on him! This one was MJ's idea... so let's all say thanks to MJ, who's behind the camera, for getting us to do this video!"

"If you stab my eye out," Tony threatens. "I'm sueing you."

"I live with you," Peter says, making a face at Tony. "You'd just be sueing yourself, as I don't have a job. Or money."

"You do too," Tony objects. "What, you think I don't pay you for the internship? It's in your bank account."

"I have a bank account-?"

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"Okay!" Peter picks up like nothing happened. He holds up a pink, fluffy sleeping mask. "I'm going to put this on, and we're going to start! Ready, Mr. Stark?"

"As I'll ever be," Tony sighs. "On goes the blindfold."

Peter slips the mask over his eyes. He reaches out in front of him, and grabs the first makeup item in the line.

"So first," he says. "We have concealer, which I'm just going to..." he pulls a small makeup wand out of the tube of concealer, and dots it around Tony's face, narrowly missing his eyes, which are tightly shut. "Alright..." he says, feeling around. His hands land on a sponge. "Now, I believe I use this to blend it in."

Peter rubbed the sponge around Tony's face, missing most of the concealer and just smearing around that that he did get. He drops the sponge onto the table, and grabes a foundation stick.

"Now, this is foundation," Peter explains, pulling the lid off. "I'm not sure how this works, but I'm just gonna kind of... put it on his face..."

He draws lines all over Tony's face with the foundation stick. He sets the stick down, grabs Tony's face in his hands, rubs for a moment, then pats his cheeks and moves on.

"Alright, now that we've got all the blemishes covered..." Peter says, feeling around on the table. "I think it's time for powder."

He finds the powder and opens it. He sticks his hand into the powder, and pouts slightly.

"I thought there was supposed to be a pouffe?" He says questioningly.

Tony shrugs. "I know nothing about makeup, kid."

"Well..." Peter hesitates, before shrugging. "On it goes, I guess."

Peter takes the container of powder, lifts it up, and jerks his hand forward, effectively throwing all the powder at Tony. Who, unfortunately, had just opened his mouth to ask what Peter was doing. As such, he began violently coughing and gagging.