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Gummy vs Real

The video opens to Peter and Tony sitting at the kitchen table.

"You ready, Mr. Stark?" Peter asks.

"What are we even doing today, Peter?" Tony asks exasperatedly.

"I've told you three times- "

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"Hello, everyone!" Peter waves cheerfully at the camera. "Welcome back to the Ironfam, and today I'm here with -"

"Wait, what ?" Tony asks. "Welcome back to the what ?"

"The Ironfam, Mr. Stark," Peter looks at Tony. "It's our channel name. And it's what I call the viewers. The Ironfam."

"That's ridiculous, Peter."

"It's fantastic , Mr. Stark."

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"Hello, everyone!" Peter waves cheerfully at the camera. "Welcome back to the Ironfam! Sorry, I had to explain branding to Mr. Stark, which is weird because you'd think he'd know all about that, what with owning his own company and all -"

" Peter ."

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"Today I am here with Mr. Stark again, and we are doing the Gummy vs Real challenge!" Peter exclaims, acting as though the cut had never happened. "In case any of you don't know how this works, I've got my friends Ned and MJ to go find gummy foods, and then their real food equivalents. They're going to give them to me and Mr. Stark one at a time, on a covered plate, and whichever one we get, we have to eat! It sounds pretty simple, but I'm sure we're going to leave this challenge traumatized."

"Oh, joy," Tony says sarcastically. "How you get me to do these things, kid, I don't know."

"You love me, Mr. Stark."

"Yeah, I do."

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MJ appears on screen, setting a plate in front of both Peter and Tony.

"On the count of three, we reveal them, okay?" Peter says.

"Sure, kid."

"One... two... three. "

With a flourish, Peter and Tony both yank the cover off the plate, revealing -

"Donuts!" Peter cheers.

"I'm assuming that you've got the real one, as mine looks like it's made of plastic," Tony says.

"Obviously, Mr. Stark."

"Don't sass me, kid."

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Peter takes a giant bite out of his donut. "Mmm. I love donuts."

"I know, kid," Tony says, gingerly picking up his. He tries to take a small bite out of the side, but his teeth won't go through it. "How the **** am I supposed to eat this thing?"

"Mr. Stark, if you can't stop swearing, I'll have to kick you off the channel." Peter says solemnly. "And just... bite and yank, I guess."

"You'd never kick me off," Tony says confidently. "Okay, here goes." He grabs a massive mouthful of the gummy candy, and yanks as hard as he can. The donut stretches, and stretches, and finally snaps. Tony chews it with an odd look on his face.

"Well?" Peter asks. "What do you think?"

"It's..." Tony makes a face. "Disgusting. Why the hell do you eat gummy worms so much? This is nasty."