Aaaahhhhh sorry I suck so much. But also - there's a new face in this one, who might be becoming a common one!
The video opens to Peter and MJ sitting on Peter's bed.
"Bonjour, Ironfam," Peter says. "Welcome to a video that we decided to post today. Obviously our schedule has gone to ****. I'm working on it. Until that point, expect random videos posted at random times."
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"Now that we've got that little technicality out of the way," MJ rolls her eyes at Peter. "It's time to get on with the video. Today, we've decided to prank our friends, mostly because Peter hasn't been able to come up with a prank to do on me but wants to do prank wars."
"I will have you know I have a lot of fabulous prank ideas," Peter says indignantly. "I just thought this one would be funny."
"It probably will be," MJ allows. "But it will also be ridiculously awkward."
"As you've seen from the title of the video," Peter informs the camera. "Today, MJ and I are going to pretend to get into some giant fight in front of our friends. Ned and Harley are downstairs in the living room, I dunno if they're alone or if they've got people with them, but basically MJ's going to storm out of my room and down the hall to the guest room that she sleeps in when she stays here, cuz as we said in the last video I'm barely allowed upstairs at the Jones's house, so when we have sleepovers her parents allowed it with the premise that MJ gets her own room."
"Anyway," MJ rolls her eyes again. "So whenever I'm at the tower, that's basically 'my room.' I've got furniture and clothes and bathroom stuff and all that **** in there. So I'm gonna go storming out of this room, into mine, and slam the door. We've already hidden cameras in the living room -"
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Harley and Ned are both sitting on the couch, apparently watching a movie. Betty is sitting next to Ned, holding his hand, while an unknown red-haired girl is laying her head on Harley's shoulder.
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"- as well as my room," MJ continues her interrupted thought. "Also, again as I said in the last video, but in case some of you missed that - no hate to my bedroom. I'm allowed to like purple."
"It's her favorite," Peter supplies. "Especially lavender."
"Shut up," MJ directs towards Peter.
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"Anyway," Peter continues. "We've decided that we're going to fight about Spider-Man. I've seen lots of these videos on YouTube, and they usually involve something along the lines of, like, abusive behavior or cheating, but all our friends know that neither of us would ever do something like that. So MJ's going to be mad because, if you watch the news, you'll know that Spider-Man, aka me, was injured pretty bad recently. I'm fine, obviously, but MJ's gonna be talking about how scared she always is, and how stressful me being Spider-Man is, and then I'm gonna get all mad about 'well this is who I am', and then she's gonna be all 'I'm not telling you to stop just be careful' and I'm gonna go 'stop telling me what to do' because I've had basically this exact conversation with Dad before so it's believable and, just like we're pretending now, that time ended in a massive fight where I didn't talk to him for weeks."
"We're gonna start in here," MJ adds. "I'm just gonna be talking kind of loud, like we were already in the middle of the conversation and it's starting to get tense, and then he's gonna get louder, then I'm gonna yell, then he's gonna yell, then I'm gonna storm out and he's gonna follow me. Anyway, you'll get it once we start. Ready?"
"Ready!" Peter says. "Let's get going!"
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The screen is split in two, with half showing Peter and MJ in Peter's room, and the other half showing Ned, Harley, Betty, and the mysterious girl.
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FanfictionPeter stepping into the limelight, as seen through videos. Part 1 in the Ironfam Series
