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I Never Existed Prank on MJ!

Guys this fic is over two years old? What the fuck?????? I posted it for the first time on June 23?????? 2019????? That's really weird and makes me uncomfy???

Anyway -

The video opens to the group of teenagers, except MJ, sitting on the couch in the living room.

"Hey, guys, welcome back to the Ironfam," Peter says cheerfully. "So, before I disappeared for two months and then returned to drop the bomb that I'm getting another sibling, MJ and I pranked this lot that we were fighting and breaking up and being all mean to each other."

"Also the video where we introduced this lovely human for the first time!" Betty says cheerfully, gesturing at Ismay.

"Yes," Peter nods. "That was after MJ told me she was moving to ******* California, which was a lie, and we did that one because I couldn't think of a retaliation prank. But I thought of one. And it's great."

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Peter's face is uncomfortably close to the camera.

"I'm going to convince MJ that I don't exist."

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Peter is back on the couch.

"I'm sure you're thinking, Peter, how the hell are you going to do that, you're famous on the internet and a superhero," Peter says. "And I thought about just asking you guys to get in on it, but someone out there would be an ***hole and not cooperate and ruin it. So instead, I just hacked the tower's wifi and got Friday and these ***holes in on it. Also Ismay and Betty. Because they're not ***holes."

"Rude," Ned and Harley say in unison.

"Aw, thanks," Betty and Ismay say in unison, at the same time as the boys.

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"So what I did," Peter begins explaining. "Is hack into the tower's wifi. You know how you can block things, like schools' wifi won't let you access certain things? I did sort of that, but better. Now, on this wifi, any mention of Peter Parker or Spider-Man is just not going to show up. She can search anything to do with those, and all it'll do is show a blank thing with "no search results" or something. Also, since she's sleeping over tonight, and we're doing the thing tomorrow, we're gonna hack her phone and put all pictures that include me into a secure server thing, so that they'll go right back on her phone the way they were once we're done."

"He's got the whole team, and Pepper and Tony and everyone in on it, too," Harley adds. "Morgan's just going to have to be removed from the situation, because at any mention of Peter or spider-anything, she starts going 'petey! Petey!' Which, yeah, cute, whatever, but it'll ruin the prank."

"Yeah," Peter nods. "So MJ's sleeping over tonight, so are all of these guys, so the girls will be in one room and the boys in mine. Ismay's gonna get me MJ's phone, we'll get the pictures, there are already all the other pictures gone, and then Dad's gonna do some weird illusion tech thing he can do that'll make it look like there's just not a door where the door to my room is. That way it'll completely look like I never existed!"

"Peter!" Tony calls down the hallway, his voice accompanied by the faint ding of the elevator.

"****, MJ's here," Peter says. "Ok, we'll see you tomorrow, Ironfam!"

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Peter looks very tired. He's also very close to the camera, and his surroundings appear to just be silver metal.

"Good morning, Ironfam," he yawns. "It's the next morning, like six in the ******* morning. MJ's an early riser so we had to make sure I was nice and hidden before she gets up. I'm currently chilling in the vents, but not my favorite spot because MJ could check there. We got Friday to be on our side, along with everyone else. There's hidden cameras in literally every room because why not. Wherever MJ goes, we can follow."