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Buying Anything Peter Touches

 The video opens to Peter and Tony in the living room. Peter's head is in his hands. Lady is in Tony's lap, having her ears scratched.

"I don't want to do this video," he declares, lifting his head.

"You've gotten to pick the last ones, so now it's my turn," Tony retorts, still patting Lady's head. "Hurry up and do the intro so we can get going."

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"Hey guys, welcome back to the Ironfam!" Peter exclaims, waving at the camera. "Today, Mr. Stark and I are going something I totally do not want to be doing."

"Oh, shush," Tony waves Peter off. "Today we're going to Target, and we're going to be doing the 'Buying Anything Peter touches while Blindfolded' challenge."

"Yeah," Peter sighs. "I mentioned to Mr. Stark that I'd seen this video going around Youtube and that they were funny to watch, and he immediately decided that we were going to do one right now. Big shoutout to Ned and MJ, who came over to watch movies, and instead get to film me and Mr. Stark do this stupid ****. Thanks for being good friends who understand that I have no control over this eccentric billionaire."

"That's not true," MJ's voice disagrees. "You've got him wrapped around your finger."

"That is not true!" Peter exclaims. "Why do people keep saying that?"

{cut}

"Anyway," Peter continues as though the cut never happened, except Lady is now in his lap instead of Tony's. "Mr. Stark wanted to go to some fancy rich person store, but I refuse to go to those stores. I told him that if he wanted to do this video, we had to go to Walmart or Target, and apparently Target is slightly more dignified than Walmart, so that's where we're going. Let's get this over with."

{cut}

"I don't think dogs are allowed in Target," Peter says from the front seat of Tony's car.

Someone, either Ned or MJ, is obviously filming this secretly, because the angle suggests that the camera is in someone's lap and 'casually' pointed towards the person being filmed.

"Nonsense," Tony gets into the car and sets Lady in Peter's lap. "She's only three months old and she gets separation anxiety when you're at school, we're not leaving her home alone if we can help it. Besides, I'm Tony Stark, what are they going to do, kick me out?"

Peter rolls his eyes. "Just go already."

{cut}

"We're here!" Peter announces, his arms thrown out on a 'ta-da' gesture, standing in front of Target. "Now we get to go embarass outselves! Mr. Stark is going to blindfold me out here and lead me into the store and into whatever sections he pleases, and the first thing I touch in that section goes into the cart. Then we move on to the next section. Afterwards, Ned and MJ are going to take me outside, while Mr. Stark pays, and I'll be seeing the stuff for the first time when I do a reveal at home. Ready, Mr. Stark?'

"Blindfold on, Peter," Tony instructs, tossing a black sleep mask to Peter, who obediently pulls it over his eyes. "And off we go!"

{cut}

Peter and Tony are standing in front of the LEGO aisle. Tony deliberately places Peter in front of the Star Wars sets.

"Alright, Pete, find something you like," Tony teases.

Peter stands still for a moment, and then wanders down the aisle. Tony makes a dissapointed face at the camera as Peter passes by the Star Wars sets, as well as the Avengers sets. He comes to a halt in front of the Friends sets, and sticks his arm straight out in front of him, knocking the shopping mall set off the shelf.