Bucky
So..how's the shield?
Sam
Better, just put it to sleep.
Bucky
Haha
What about your sister?
Sam
What about my sister?
Bucky
How is she?
Sam
Why do you care?
Bucky
I don't i'm just trying to be nice.
Sam
😑
She's good, she's got a 'hot' date tonight but won't tell me who the guy is
Bucky
Sounds like she doesn't trust your judgement
Sam
Sounds like you're jealous
Bucky
Why would i be jealous?
Sam
It's called a joke Buck.
Whatever
I'll find out who it is, can't risk her dating some sort of whack job
Bucky
He's not a whack job
Sam
How do you know?
Bucky
I don't, I just don't think she would go for a guy like that
Sam
And how do you know what type of guy she'd go for?
Buck
Please tell me it isn't you
Bucky
😅
Sam
Dude
I invite you to one cookout
Bucky
Did she really say I was hot?
Sam
I'm not having this conversation with you.
You're gonna cancel.
Bucky
I can't, already made a reservation
Sam
Bro...when i told you to 'get out there' I meant the girl from the Chinese place!
Not my sister man.
Oh so now you're not even gonna reply
Great
I was just starting to like you and here you go making this whole thing go back to square one
Bucky
Thing?
Sam
You know what I mean
Bucky
Relax
Sam
Don't tell me to relax
You're a military dude you know what they're like
Bucky
What the hell does that even mean?
Sam
Forget it
Imma call her
There is no way i'm letting you date my sister
Absolutely no way
Date anyone in the world just not her
Bucky
Do you think I should wear my burgundy jacket?
Sam
What?
Seriously? You're asking for fashion advice?
What the hell is wrong with you man
Bucky
So...that's a no?
Sam
No! No date!
Bucky
Brb
Sam
Buck
Bucky
James
Longing
Rusted
Bucky
😐
Are you serious?
Sam
It was worth a try.
I'm being forreal man, she's got two kids
You're not ready for that type of commitment
Bucky
You need to stop overthinking. It's one date, it will be over before you know it.
Just trust me
Sam
One date. If she doesn't call you, don't call her
Bucky
C'mon man you know that's not what a gentleman would do
Sam
Good thing you're not a gentleman
Bucky
I can be a gentleman
Sam
Yeah bet you're a real ladies man with your 80+ years of experience
Just...take it easy
Don't make her fall in love with those steel blue eyes
Bucky
Was that a compliment?
Sam
No.
Bucky
It was definitely a compliment.
Guess this 'thing' is still going on
Sam
Shut up don't you have a date to get ready for?
Bucky
Yeah
A hot date ;)
Sam
Don't push it.
Bucky
Okay i'll let you know if she says yes!
Sam
Say yes to what?
Bucky
Bucky say yes to what?
Bucky i swear to God i'm gonna detach your arm and whack you with it
Bucky
Ffs man.
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