Thor
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Nat
Thor?
Thor
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Nat
Are you okay?
Thor
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Stark
Okay what the hells going on
Nat
I have no idea
Thor
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Stark
Hey Thor, buddy, when you type words you usually have to make sense
Thor
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I am sorry midgardians
I have been searching extensively for my artificial communicating device only to discover that it was immobile under the burden of my Mjolnir
Stark
Wow so you guys have WiFi in Asgard?
Thor
Have what?
Stark
Internet
Thor
Right. No we have not yet been blessed with the internet in Asgard.
Stark
Then how are you texting?
Thor
I'm not in Asgard.
Nat
So where are you?
Thor
In the Kingdom of Unity
Nat
Having dinner with the Queen hey?
Thor
She is rather delightful
We are currently training ourselves for the war against Emmanuel Pedis
Stark
Against who now?
Thor
I presume thats his name
She has shortened it to "Manny Pedis"
Nat
Oh my god
Stark
Im laughing so hard my electromagnet is glowing
Thor
Is there some sort of problem?
Nat
Thor, mani pedis isnt a person, its the act of painting your nails
Thor
For the hard labour of war?
Stark
Sure why not
Thor
I feel exhilaration
Farewell midgardians, the little lady is calling for my presence
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