Buckaroo + Wilsun

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Buckaroo
Sam open the door

Wilsun
I cant hear you over the music

Buckaroo
Hear me? Wtf I'm texting

Wilsun
Oh yeah
I cant read over the music

Buckaroo
What music? There is no music
Did you literally just put music on

Wilsun
Who is this btw?

Buckaroo
You've got to be kidding me
I live here too you know

Wilsun
Lo siento
No hablo ingles

Buckaroo
Abras la puerta you dick

Wilsun
Language!

Buckaroo
I'm gonna kill you

Wilsun
Ah come on dont use your metal arm on me
Oh wait
You cant

Buckaroo
I will tear your wings apart feather by feather using nothing but my teeth
You fucking prick
Are you laughing?
I can hear you laughing

Wilsun
Its pretty funny

Buckaroo
Just open the fucking door

Wilsun
Ask nicely

Buckaroo
Just open the fucking door please

Wilsun
Please Mr Wilson

Buckaroo
There is absolutely no way I'm saying that

Wilsun
Guess you can sleep outside then

Buckaroo
No thanks I'll just wait for Steve

Wilsun
Steve's on a 3 day mission

Buckaroo
I'll break the door down if I have to
Just open the fucking door!!!!!!!

Wilsun
Stop banging damn doesn't your arm hurt

Buckaroo
I'm gonna kill you

Wilsun
Okay fine hold on
{read 7:18pm}
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Buckaroo
Turn that off

Wilsun
The music?

Buckaroo
Yeah

Wilsun
Okay wait

Buckaroo
I said turn it off not turn it up

Wilsun
My bad

Buckaroo
Thank you

Wilsun
:)

Buckaroo
SAM TURN IT OFF

Wilsun
Why? Its a great song
Back in Black! I hit the sack!
I been too long I'm glad to be back!

Buckaroo
I will fuuuccckkkiiiingggg kill you
Don't you dare turn it back on

Wilsun
Okay fine I guess I'll just
Read.

Buckaroo
You do that
{read 2:58am}
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Buckaroo
SAM OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR THIS ISNT FUNNY

Wilsun
Its kinda funny

Buckaroo
No its not let me back in

Wilsun
Hey its not my fault you're a heavy sleeper
You're also a heavy man
I think you should cut down on the plums

Buckaroo
I didn't even get to eat my plums

Wilsun
Poor Buckaroo

Buckaroo
Sam please
Its 4am and I'm tired and I just wanna sleep please open the door

Wilsun
Okay okay
Im done for the day

Buckaroo
Thank God

Wilsun
Sweet dreams sugar plum xoxo
{read 4:08am}

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