Buckaroo
Hey sam have you talked to Steve?
Wilsun
Yeah I've talked to Steve
Buckaroo
Do you know where he is?
Wilsun
Nope havent heard from him today
Buckaroo
You just said you talked to him
Wilsun
Yeah i did
I talked to him yesterday and the day before and the day before that and the day before that etc etc
Buckaroo
So you dont know where he is?
Wilsun
Nah
Buckaroo
Okay
...6 hours later...
Wilsun
Steves home
Buckaroo
Yeah I know that I'm here too
Wilsun
Oh yeah I forgot you moved in
Buckaroo
Its been 2 months
Wilsun
Right..
So when you moving out?
Buckaroo
You do realise I'm sitting 3 ft away from you, you dont need to text me
Wilsun
Yeah but if we talked I'd have to look you in the face
Buckaroo
So? Whats wrong with that?
Wilsun
You do weird expressions
See you just did one
{read 7:34pm}
Pass me the salt
Buckaroo
Can't you just ask like a normal human being?
Wilsun
"Normal human being" says the 90 year old
Buckaroo
Theres your fucking salt
Wilsun
Woah there Buckaroo, don't get salty on me
Buckaroo
I hate you
Wilsun
Știu
Buckaroo
Since when do you know Romanian?
Wilsun
I only know the useful phrases like te urăsc or sper că te sufoci
Buckaroo
"Useful"
Wilsun
Stop texting at the dinner table
Buckaroo
What the hell you texted first
{read 8:04pm}
Hahaha you just got told
Wilsun
What are you 5?
Buckaroo
Hey not my fault Steve scolded you for being on your phone
Wilsun
It wasn't a scold he just doesn't like electronics around the table, guess you should put your arm away
Buckaroo
My arms made of metal not electricity, been under the ice for 70 years and yet I'm still smarter than you
Oh and stronger
Wilsun
Is that a challenge?
Buckaroo
Put on your suit.
Wilsun
See you in 10 Weiner Soldier
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