Marvel Texts

Stevie + Buckaroo + Wilsun - Verbal

Stevie
*walks in*
What the hells going on?

Buckaroo
He's not sharing the cereal

Wilsun
Yeah cus its my cereal

Buckaroo
Its not your cereal what the fuck

Stevie
Language!

Buckaroo
Fine, you dont wanna share the cereal? *grabs milk carton*
Then you dont have to
*chugs milk*

Wilsun
Give me that!
*reaches for milk*

Buckaroo
*pushes Sams face away*

Stevie
Thats enough!
I swear to god you're like kids
*grabs carton*
No milk.

Both
No milk!?

Stevie
No milk!
*grabs keys*
Behave. Don't do anything stupid til I get back.
*leaves*

Wilsun
Okay hes gone, get the milk

Buckaroo
Okay
*goes to kitchen*
*opens fridge*
Sam.

Wilsun
Yeah?

Buckaroo
He took the fucking milk.

Wilsun
He didnt-

Buckaroo
He did.

Wilsun
*sighs*
Well now what?

Buckaroo
Breakfast out?

Wilsun
Sure lets go

Buckaroo
*tries to open door*
Dude he fucking locked us in

Wilsun
You're kidding
*tries door*
That fucking-

Buckaroo
Do we not have bread? You eat bread right?

Wilsun
Yeah?

Buckaroo
Yeah I thought so

Wilsun
What made you think-

Buckaroo
You know, 'cause you're a bird and all

Wilsun
I hate you so much

Buckaroo
*grins*
So do you want jam or butter?

Wilsun
Jam

Buckaroo
Okay
*gives bread and jam*
Make me one too whilst youre at it

Wilsun
You fucking-

Buckaroo
Weiner Soldier yes I know

Wilsun
I can't believe Steve left me to deal with you

*pigeon lands on balcony*

Buckaroo
Hey sam, d'you know him?
*points to pigeon*

Wilsun
Yeah his names fuck-you-bucky-barnes

Buckaroo
*laughs*

Wilsun
*eats sandwich*

Buckaroo
Where's mine?

Wilsun
Oh yeah
*hands plain bread*
Here ya go buck enjoy your meal

Buckaroo
*rolls eyes*
Thanks- sorry who are you again?

Wilsun
Aww buck your age is really catching up to you now
*shakes head*
Alzheimers man
*leaves kitchen*

Buckaroo
*yells* Shut up you bird!
*sighs*
*looks confusingly at bread* What the hell is Alzheimers
*eats bread*

___________________________

*door unlocking*
*Sam and Bucky standing with folded arms*

Wilsun
Oh looks whos back! Captain Annoying

Stevie
Oh come on
I did it for the greater good

Buckaroo
Greater good huh?

Stevie
Yeah!

Buckaroo
You locked us in

Stevie
Yeah to teach you a lesson

Wilsun
What are you a teacher?

Stevie
I could be

Buckaroo
*mumbles* I'd hate to be in that class

Stevie
You do realise I have amplified hearing, right?
*both stare disappointedly at Steve*
Guys come on

Wilsun
Hey buck d'you wanna go that funfair up that street?

Buckaroo
Sounds good

Stevie
See! Bonding, I'll just go pu-

Wilsun
Woah woah slow down pal, you're not invited

Stevie
What do yo-

Buckaroo
Is something wrong with your amplified hearing? You heard the man
No Captain America.

Stevie
No Captain America!?

Both
No Captain America!

Wilsun
Lets go best friend
*pats Bucky*

Buckaroo
Lets.
*grabs jacket*

Stevie
Guys
*both walk off*
You don't have to be like this
*door opens*
*Bucky leaves*

Wilsun
*stops at doorway*
*turns to Steve*
Oh and by the way
*squints eyes*
You didn't have to take the milk
*slams door*