Nat
Have you seen my eyeliner?
Bucky
Your what?
Nat
Eyeliner, small and black
Has gold writing?
Bucky
Never seen it
Why would I have it anyway
I dont wear eyeliner
Nat
I've been asking everyone Barnes
Bucky
Oh
Well I haven't seen it
Nat
Okay
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Nat
Have you seen my eyeliner?
Steve
Black? With gold writing?
Nat
Thats the one
Steve
Yeah Bucky uses it
Claims its warpaint
Nat
I fucking knew it
He's gonna die Rogers
Steve
Why? Did he lie?
Nat
Straight to my face
Well via text but its practically the same thing
Steve
Dont worry
I'll sneak it out
Nat
Be careful, might not wanna do it when he's halfway through his makeup routine
Steve
Haha
He wont suspect a thing, I promise
Nat
I thought you were a soldier not a spy
Steve
I'm Captain America, I can be whoever I wanna be
Nat
Great because I got a couple friends who need entertainment for a bachelorette party, you up for it?
Steve
I prefer to keep my uniform on but uhh
Thanks for considering
Nat
You're Captain America, you came first to mind
Steve
Why don't you ask Bucky
He always had a good time with the ladies
Nat
I'll be sure to ask before I break his leg for lying
Anyway, talk soon Rogers x
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