Wilsun
Yo bucky
Buckaroo
Yeah?
Wilsun
I'm at this workshop full of old people
Buckaroo
And?
Wilsun
I was wondering if you'd come
Buckaroo
Why the hell would I come?
Wilsun
Idk
Maybe your friends are here
Buckaroo
Hahahahaha
Very funny
Wilsun
I know
So are you coming?
Buckaroo
No
Wilsun
Suit yourself
Janet's talking about her grandchildren
Buckaroo
Who the fuck is Janet
Wilsun
A lovely woman, red hair, green eyes, she's doing well for herself
Buckaroo
Are you seriously trying to hook me up with an old lady?
Wilsun
Come on man
She's single ;)
Buckaroo
Stop trying to find me a date
I'm doing fine on my own
Wilsun
Thats not what your face says around couples in the street
Buckaroo
I don't do anything around couples
Wilsun
Yes you do!
Whats stopping you man?
Buckaroo
I can't love someone with this thing in my head
Wilsun
Why not
Buckaroo
Because what if something happens and I hurt them
Or worse
Wilsun
We'll fix that you bionic idiot
I mean Steve's hell bent on finding some kind of cure, why do you think he's been out most hours of the day?
Buckaroo
He's searching for a way to fix me?
Wilsun
Yeah, he's out whilst I'm stuck babysitting
Buckaroo
It's not babysitting if I'm older
Wilsun
Well technically speaking, you're only 29
I'm 37
Which makes me a whole 8 years older
Buckaroo
But in reality I'm almost 100 which makes me older
I should even be getting a card from the Queen, shouldn't I?
Wilsun
Dick.
Anyway I'm almost home
What d'you want from McDonalds?
Buckaroo
Uhh let me think
Wilsun
A happy meal?
Buckaroo
No wtf don't get me a happy meal
I'm ninety-nine not nine
I'll have whatever you're having
Wilsun
I'm getting a happy meal
Buckaroo
Right and I'm the baby
Wilsun
Shut up Barnes
Buckaroo
Just get me a double cheeseburger with fries
Oh and a milkshake
Wilsun
Okay fatass
Buckaroo
I burn food like 4 times quicker than you
Wilsun
Ooooh badman
Just open the door now I don't have my keys
Buckaroo
Are you at the door?
Wilsun
Yes I'm at the door
Buckaroo
Haha
Wilsun
You didnt just fucking go to the shower
You did
This always fucking happens
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