Marvel Texts

Groupchat

Stevie
Avengers Assemble

Stark
Seriously? Not even a 'hello'?

Stevie
Well I just figured

Broos
What is this?

Stevie
A groupchat

Broos
A what?

Stevie
A groupchat

Stark
A chat where we can all talk, send pictures, videos, gifs whatever

Thor
For what reason?

Stevie
You know...its just easier this way

Wilsun
Easier for like missions or?

Stevie
Its just easier

Buckaroo
I'm not even an avenger what am I doing here

Stark
Yeah what is he doing here? Last time I checked he wasn't part of the team

Broos
And that is...?

Wilsun
Bucky Barnes, worlds youngest looking 100 year old
Also worlds most annoying house guest

{Buckaroo left}

Stevie
Oh come on guys be nice

{Stevie added Buckaroo}

Buckaroo
I thought I left

Wilsun
Steve added you back

Thor
Midgardians! To whom do I owe this pleasure

Wilsun
Yoooo is that the God of Thunder
Its him isn't it?
Thor ma man!

Thor
And you are?

Wilsun
Sam Wilson, friend of Steve

Thor
Ah pleasure to meet you Son of Wil

Stevie
So anyone doing anything this weekend?

Stark
Yeah I got a date with Pepper

Stevie
Oh
You're back together thats good

Broos
Yeah i got a lot of research to do so I'm pretty busy

Stevie
What about you Nat? You haven't said a word

Nat
I'm busy too, missions never end you know

Buckaroo
What kind of mission?

Nat
Just need to get some confidential information out thats all

Stevie
Well that sounds fun
So no one here is free?

Stark
Idk
You tell me 'Captain America'

Stevie
What about you buck?

Buckaroo
I think I'm just gonna stay home this weekend

Stevie
Sam?

Wilsun
I think I can make room for Captain America somewhere

Stevie
Great! How about you Thor?

Thor
I'm afraid I must keep an eye on my brother
He seems to have fallen for a woman who's name mimics the movement of the oceans on Midgard

Stevie
Oh
Sounds nice

Buckaroo
You have a brother?

Thor
Loki is his name

Buckaroo
Oh Steve's told me about him

Thor
Yes well he's my brother

Buckaroo
I heard he killed like 80 people in two days

Thor
He's adopted.

Buckaroo
I laughed at that

Stark
Completely unrelated but anyone here got Netflix?

Nat
Yeah is yours bugging too?

Wilsun
Ours is down as well

Stevie
Maybe its a universal thing

Stark
I'll fix it

Stevie
Hey it works now!

Stark
Of course it works, I fixed it.

Buckaroo
Are you always like this?

Stark
Like what? A well-paid, self-employed billionaire, philanthropist and playboy?

Buckaroo
No, a jerk

Stark
Oh so I'm the jerk
Do I need to remind you of December 16th 1991 because I sure as hell could

Stevie
Play nice

Buckaroo
You know I had no control over that

Stark
Yeah and I said I understood
I never said I forgave you

Buckaroo
You think I like going to bed and waking up renaming all the people I've killed in my head? Do you really think I don't spend every second of the day feeling guilty?
See thats the difference between us
You all had a choice over what you did, you were in charge of your actions, I wasn't, so don't you dare for a second think that I haven't thought about the families and the friends of the people I was sent to kill, because I have.
I already feel fucked up enough, I don't need you to add on to that

Stark
Okay fine
Understood

...5 hours later...

Scott
Hey guys!

Stark
Who the hell's this guy? ^