Bruce + Stark

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Stark
Hey Bruce buddy!

Bruce
Oh no

Stark
I didn't even say anything

Bruce
No

Stark
Will you just hear me out?

Bruce
Last time I heard you out, we almost ended the world so whatever it is, keep it to yourself

Stark
Fine, suit yourself

Bruce
Good

Stark
Great

Bruce
Fantastic

Stark
Come on man
You sure the lil green guy isnt even interested?

Bruce
The "lil green guy" can crush your precious suit with one finger so I suggest you leave me alone
Besides, can't Rogers help you?

Stark
Rogers? Seriously? You're asking a multi-billionaire engineer and industrialist to get help from a guy who wears horse blankets?

Bruce
Wtf horse blankets?

Stark
Nvm just help me out
I promise no robots

Bruce
No robots?

Stark
No robots.

Bruce
Okay
What is it?

Stark
I need to build a tall structure made of savoury yet consumable components for an organisation that celebrates the ongoing life of an individual

Bruce
So like a cake?

Stark
I prefer calling it a comestible tablet

Bruce
Okay...
Why do you need me then?

Stark
Because you're good at mixing stuff
So...
You in?

Bruce
Be there in half an hour

Stark
Great
See you soon buddy

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