The Two Assassins ; Five Hargreeves

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"How did you manage to steal a grenade from the Handlers office?!" Y/N slapped the back of Five's head. "And why do you have it?" She slapped his head again.

"Shut up and stop hitting me!" He pushed the girl away, taking a small step away from her. "If you want to get out of here and save the world, you're gonna have to trust me on this one." He softly sighed, gripping the grenade. 

Y/N rolled her eyes, but quickly gave in. "Fine~" She groaned, walking down the hallway with Five once again. 

Finding their way down the hallway, they made it back into the office. "So are you gonna tell me your plan or just expect me to read minds." The H/C girl leaned against the metal chair watching Five go through Dot's file cabinet.

"I'm going through Dot's cabinets to find out who Leonard is. After, you will write missions to Hazel and Cha-Cha to assassinate one another. Then, put them in the tubes and we can steal a case and get out of here." He explained, tucking the file under his vest. 

"What about the grenade?" She clasped her hands together with a grin. "I'll blow up the case room. And you," Five reached into his pocket, taking out another grenade. "Can blow up the tube room." 

Y/N smirked, snatching the grenade from the raven-haired boy. "Yay!" She cheered quietly. Five rolled his eyes at the childish, smiling lightly at the girl. 

 "So when are we... I... blowing stuff up? She stumbled across her words. "In about 20-30 minutes? Depends on how long it'll take to type the missions." Five grabbed the girls hand, clinging onto it tightly as they walked back out of the hallway.

Walking quickly, they found the room and Five immediately let go of the girl's hand, sitting down in the cold metal chair. "Okay, okay, first open up the Leonard one," Y/N rested her chin on his shoulder, looking down at the envelope.

Slowly, he opened the envelope, unfolding the piece of paper. "Harold Jenkins... who the hell is Harold Jenkins?" Y/N grinned lightly, feeling that they actually had a chance again to save the world. 

She pushed the boy out of the chair, and started typing, 'Eliminate Cha-Cha for immediate extraction'. Her typing was so fast, it took her less than 20 seconds for her to rip off the piece of paper, and hand it to Five, who rolled it up and stuck it inside a tube.

Again, she started typing, 'Eliminate Hazel for immediate extraction.' 

"Do you think they'll fall for it?" Y/N asked, pushing the chair back into the desk. "Hopefully, it looks real enough." Five took her hand again with the tubes, running back down the hallway. 

"God, Five! You could've told me that we were gonna be doing so much cardio, I would've practiced or something?" Y/N wiped the fake sweat off of her forehead. "You're an assassin you should have good cardio you idiot." Five slapped her arm with his free hand.

"Whatever," She scoffed, as they both got into the room.

Quickly, they took 2 tubes, slipping the notes into them. "On 3," Y/N nodded to Five, "1,2..3." They dropped the tubes into the machine, watching it slide up. "Nice, now we-" Y/N wiped the sweat off of her forehead.

"What a pleasant surprise to see you two!" The voice echoed through Y/N and Five's ears. 

They both turned in sync looking at the Handler, Y/N leaned on a machine and Five did the same. "Haven't I told you that the tube room is not your jobs? You're not supposed to be in here." 

"Well... we just thought we could do it ourselves! We knew how to do it so-" 

"Oh hush, when will you two ever learn? I gave you both a second chance, and here you are doing this." The Handler unzipped the bottom of her dress, pulling out a gun. The two assassins backed up slowly as she pointed the loaded pistol at them. 

"You need to learn your lesson!" The Handler spoke, firing the gun at Y/N. 

The H/C girl nearly dodged it, the bullet edging her forearm. "Ouchie," Y/N whined as Five teleported the two before the Handler could shoot another bullet. 

"You two are great assassins! Why can't you guys just work here normally? I don't understand!" The Handler searched the small room for the children... adults? 

Five tried to crawl behind the machines, but ended up knocking over tubes that were on the ground. "Found you!" The Handler shot in the area, but Five had already spatial jumped. 

Already feeling out of breath, Five leaned against the machines, in front of the Handler.

"You could've been great." She spoke through her teeth, aiming the gun at the two.

She shot, but Y/N quickly jumped to the ceiling running across, and landing behind The Handler. 

"Oh yea? Not to burst your bubble, but we're already great." Y/N smiled as Five waved the grenade, he pulled the metal handle, rolling it towards the white haired lady. "Shit.." She whispered.

Five and Y/N stood outside the room, putting their backs against the wall. Five covered Y/N as best as he  could, hearing the large explosion. People's screams could be heard from all over the place, as the employees panicked. 

"Cases, cases, cases..." Y/N lead Five through the large building, scanning the place for the case room.

"Finally.." She turned invisible, teleporting inside the glass room. "I'll take this," She ran out of the room turning visible again, holding a black case. 

"Hey! Wait you cant take that!" A male worker called out to her as she ran with the case in her arms. 

She took the bomb out of her pocket, putting her teeth on the metal handle, ripping it off and throwing it at the guy. "Hey! Wait!" He yelled. 

Y/N quickly teleported to Five, holding onto him as she opened the case. 

They were lucky she had done it so fast, otherwise they would've gotten exploded into pieces if they were there for 2 more seconds.