The Two Assassins ; Five Hargreeves

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"Five!" A loud bang came from the passengers side, startling the two. Y/N leaped into Five's arms, "Shit!" She yelled, gripping onto the sides of his arms. 

The blonde struggled to get into the car, slightly rocking it back and fourth. "Jesus Christ! You scared the hell out of me!" Y/N hissed, continuing to grip onto the boys arms. "Y/N, ouch." He whispered, making the girl loosen her grip.

"Can you get off of me?" Five asked her. "Actually I'm pretty comfortable here, if you don't mind." She teased, laying her head on his shoulder with a grin.

"Uh~" Luther examined the twos action, seeing the close bond they had. 

"Luther, what are you- how did you find us?" Five interrogated Luther.

"Oh, uh-" he used his thumb to point to the back of the van.

There was Klaus pretending to dance with Dolores. "Oh hey baby-" 

Y/N snorted, softly hitting Five's chest. "Looks like someone stole your girl!"

"Get out, I'm in the middle of something!" Five hissed at the over obvious, drunken man, throwing a metal can, hitting Klaus on his head.

Y/N laughed again into Five's neck, sending a shiver down his spine. "What, making out with Y/N?" Klaus laughed moving between the three. "For your information, we are merely cuddling." The girl smiled, drawing shapes on Five's chest.

"Find your one eyed man?" Klaus asked, "No." Five whispered, gritting his teeth together.

"What's he talking about?" Luther looked down at the two. Klaus pouted up at Luther.

"Would it really matter to you? It's Klaus, and by the looks of it, you don't like him very much. I don't see how, he's very nice to be around." Y/N stated, letting out a quick yawn.

"Why are you here?" The raven haired boy narrowed his eyes at the blonde, awaiting an answer.

"Well uh, mom might've had something to do with dads death. We need you to come to the academy, it's important." Luther explained.

"You have no concept of what's important."

"And I couldn't give one fuck about your dad. To be completely honest with you, I think you should get your head out of your dads ass." Y/N hissed.

"Hey did I ever tell you about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?" Klaus interrupted, "It was so painful!" He chuckled. "Aye, aye, aye." Five turned his head away from Klaus, slightly chuckling.

"Did it work?" Y/N laughed with him, looking over Five's body.

"Not very well."

"Hey! We're trying to have a serious conversation over here. Get out!" Luther exclaimed, rolling his eyes at Klaus and Y/N.

"What- are you saying Im not capable of being serious?" Klaus put a hand to his chest, making a sad(ish) face. 

"He does have a point, you should get out." Five agreed. "Wait what? Hes not doing anything but trying to lighten the mood. God, Five. Stop being grumpy." Y/N hit his chest lightly. 

"Fine~" Klaus groaned, "Aw man, you two suck." Y/N pouted as Klaus slammed the door shut.

"What do you want?" Y/N groaned.

"Why are you even here? You have nothing to do with us, or Five. What have you done?" Luther asked the girl.

"We've done unimaginable things, things you couldnt even comprehend. You have a brain thats the size of a peanut." Y/N narrowed her eyes, pointing a finger to Luther's head. 

He slapped her hand away. "Just to get back here and save you all." Five finished Y/N's statement.

The van was silent. "You know what your problem is?" Luther spoke up, shifting in his seat.

"Really hoping you'll tell me." Five gave his brother a fake grin.

"You think your better than us. You always have. Even when we were kids. But the truth is, your just as messed up as the rest of us. Were all you got, and you know it." He pressed the statement onto him like a stone.

"I dont think im better than you. I know I am." He narrowed his eyes and slowly wrapped his arm around the girl laying atop of him.

"Hey, bitches!" Klaus' voice rushed past them.

Seeing him run down the streets with an armful of groceries made Y/N chuckle.

 "That might've not been the wisest decision." 

;

Once again, Y/N fell asleep, this time just in Five's arms. 

Although it was a bit weird for the two to be this close, he felt that it was alright. It was comfortable, and warming to have a humans touch. He had been touch-strived for so long and being able to finally have human interaction felt nice. Especially when it wasnt snapping someones neck.

It was almost night, and there was still no sight of Lance. 

'Wow, for a married man, id call this cheating.' Dolores' voice filled Five's head. "Im not cheating. She fell asleep. Plus, she was the one who jumped into my arms." He whispered back, slightly motioning to Y/N with his head.

'Mhm, sure.'

Five ignored the plastic girl, looking back outside the window. Seeing a man in a white coat walk out of the Maritech building was a start, but making sure it was actually Lance was the end.

Realizing Y/N was still asleep, Five sighed softly. "Y/N." He said shaking her shoulders. "Y/N wake up." He shook her harder.

A groan escaped her lips, "What do you want~?" She slurred, rubbing her eyes open. "Lance,"

"Oh shit, hurry up lets go!" She shot up from his lap, opening the door. She stumbled out, waiting for Five to company her. 

"You were just asleep a second ago."

"Saving the world is more important than sleep."