The Two Assassins ; Five Hargreeves

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As they walked out into the hallway, Klaus still didnt really have an idea what he was doing. Only that he could possible get $20 for coming with the couple.

"So I just pretend to be your dear ol' dad, correct?" The druggie asked. "Yep." Y/N smiled, cheerfully.

"Whats our cover story?" Klaus shrugged.

"What?" Five turned around, his annoyance boiling over his limit.

"Like, was I really young when I had you? Like young and terribly misguided?"

"Whatever." Five turned around to walk down the stairs, but Klaus started talking once again.

"Your mother, that slut. We met at... the disco! Remember that. Omg s*x was amazing~" He dragged out.

"What a terrifying glimpse into that thing you call a brain." 

"Dont make me put you in time-out!" Klaus shook his finger at the brunette.

"And you, my dearest, soon to be a Hargreeves! And soon to be my daughter-in-law." Klaus put her hands on her shoulders with a wide smile.

"Klaus, shutup!" The raven-haired boy hissed, walking towards his dad's office. Y/N just giggled with Klaus.

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Meritech : 12:46 PM

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"I already told your son earlier. Without the clients consent, I cant give you a name." Lance told them, crossing his hands over each other.

"We cant get consent without the clients name." Five slammed his fists on the table.

Y/N and Klaus watched, sitting in two chairs beside Five. Klaus tried his best to act proper, crossing his legs over each other, and Y/N, sat the same.

"What about my consent?" Klaus was trying to "fake cry", so his words were shaky, and so were his movements.

"Excuse me?"
"Who gave you consent, to put your hands on my son? And his girlfriend?" Klaus questioned the doctor.

"What?" Both Five and the doctor said in unison. Y/N cringed at the word 'girlfriend', but do it for the sake of the world. Literally.

"You heard me."
"I didnt touch your son or his... girlfriend." The doctor corrected Klaus.

"Oh really? How did he get that swollen lip then?" He stood up.

"He doesnt have a swolle-"

Knowing what was about to happen, she covered her eyes with her hand, looking down at the ground. 

"Gah!" She heard a slap. Looking up, she saw blood drip from Five's lip. "And you tried to touch my daughter!" He pointed to Y/N.

Quickly she slipped off the patterned sweater vest, and unbuttoned a few of the buttons on the white button up, letting it hang from her shoulder. Her lace bra seeping through the shirt. 

"I mean look at what you did to that innocent girl!" Klaus yelled at the man. "Oh look," He spotted a snow globe on the desk. "Peace on earth, thats so sweet!" The grabbed the globe, smashing it into his head. The glitter, glass, and water made the blood gush down his face.