Three Musketeers
Haylee, Fred, and George
Haylee: you told me to text you
Wussup
Fred: we have a plan...
Haylee: please elaborate
George: so we all know how Mel and Har are basically dating but won't admit it
Haylee: yeahhh
Fred: so we're gonna hack in Harry's phone and text Melody that he has feelings for her😊
Haylee: and how do you plan on getting in his phone..?
George: James gave it to us
Haylee: so why am I needed
George: becuz you're the only person who knows his password
Fred: so what's his passwordddd
Haylee: his password is: 1234
George: ... he should've been put in Ravenclaw😃
Fred: OKAY IM ABOUT TO TEXT MEL BRB
FRED's POV
Melody & Harry's (really Fred) Private chat.
You: hii
Melody: wait when'd you get ur phone back?!
You: long story
anyway
I have something to tell you
Melody: ?? This sounds serious
You: I've been meaning to say this for a while...
You: ILY BEST FRAN
Melody: 😃🖕
You: IM KIDDING
Thats not what I actually wanna say
Melody: ok
You: So I like reallyyy like you and I think you like me so maybe we should like datee
Melody: ...
ILY BEST FRAN
You: did I just get friend zoned?!
I'm okay🥲
Melody: I'm kidding
I rlly like you too ig
Melody: but what about Elijah?
You: uh idk lol
You: soooo
will you be my gf?
Melody: this reminds my of when my roblox bf asked me out
You: are you seriously thinking about your roblox bf rn🤦♂️
Melody: SORRY
AND YES I WILL MARRY YOU
You: i-
Melody: I MEAN DATE
The gorls & Gays GC
Melody: I'm getting ripped tonight...
Hermione: are you saying what I think you're saying-
Dean: RIP DAT PUTHAY AYEE
Melody: HARRY ASKED ME OUT
*one attachment image*
Hermione: YUHH
FINALLY
Seamus: finally ms girl can get that donkey konk foot-long shlonggg🤪🤪
Dean: YUPP MS GIRL ABOUT TO GET RIPPED
Melody: it's not that serious lol
Hermione: she's squealing rn
Dean: girl idk why you didn't hit that sooner
Melody: I've thought about it🙄‼️
Seamus: me too miss girl
Dean: lets stay playful together
Seamus: why do I hear D!CK playing from your dorm??
Hermione: I turned it on😏
Hermione: just to get her in the mood😏😏😏
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ILYT | H.J.P | Social Media
FanfictionIn which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts. I do not own The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, rights go to J.K Rowling. (I do NOT support her or her actions in any way.)
