Leoiscoolerthanyou: HAPPY CHISTMAS
Chosen1: leo why did I get instructions on how to have sex from you🤨
Delainythetherapist: wish i could be there :( my patient is RANTING about her family
↳Harrystylesfp: "this information is remained confidential" 🤨
↳Delainythetherapist: cue Pretty Little Liars theme song 🏃♀️💨Sevurussnape: leo why did I receive instructions on how to get a gf? And why was step #1 to die and be reborn?
Harrystylesfp: Just received drugs from my aunt Reina... I'm actually debating if I should take them el oh el
Melondiggory: Im supposed to be responsible so don't take them
Chosen1: WAIT FOR MEEE
Delainythetherapist: I TOLD HER NOT TO!!
Ronaldmcdonald: I say do it
Harrystylesfp: I'm about to post on my main for the first time in... forever lolz
↳Chosen1: A SHOWER PIC 💳💥💥💳💳💥💥💳💥💳💥 I BEGElijahcausewhynot: hi... lol
Chosen1: Typing with one hand lol
Chosen1: I feel something... just between the legs
Chosen1: suddenly, I'm naked
Chosen1: 💥💳💥💳💥
Chosen1: please fuck me
Chosen1: degrade meeee
Chosen1: SO PICK ME
CHOOSE ME
LOVE MEChosen1: you may have notice I bought you something special for Christmas 😏
↳Elijahcausewhynot: Harry I'm returning your shirtless selfiesBoyfriendofdean: I love how Harry is just here
Cedricdickory: mf forgot he has a gf @chosen1
↳Chosen1: oh yeah. Her lol
↳Melondiggory: guess you're not getting a Christmas gift🙄
↳Chosen1: wait what was it??
↳Melondiggory: me
↳Chosen1: 💳💥💳💥💳💥
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ILYT | H.J.P | Social Media
FanfictionIn which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts. I do not own The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, rights go to J.K Rowling. (I do NOT support her or her actions in any way.)