Boyfriendofseamus: me when I walked in on Harry and Mel
Leoiscoolerthanyou: huh😃🔪
Chosen1: ...
↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: better run that safe house isn't gonna help you
↳Boyfriendofseamus: He a runner he a track star 🏃♂️💨Melondiggory: sorry about that
You should've knocked tho-
↳Boyfriendofseamus: I SHOULDNT HAVE TO KNOCK TO GET IN MY OWN DORMBoyfriendofdean: I bet Dahlias looking up at yall
↳Melondiggory: did you just say my mom went to hell-
↳Boyfriendofdean: I mean...Main Character's
Hermione: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY WHILE HAR AND MEL ARE GONE
Hermione: probably boning🙄
Again...Elijah: well spit it out already
Hermione: I haven't spoken to Mel or Harry in TWO DAYS
Elijah: but don't you two share a dorm?
Hermione: SHES BEEN SLEEPING IN HARRYS DORM
Elijah: well I mean they are dating now...
Hermione: but do they really have to bone everyday :(
Elijah: wait... do you like... miss her??
Hermione: I want to rant about Ron*ld but she won't pick up the damn phonee
Elijah: you can always rant to me
Hermione: ty bestie
But I think Mel and Har have a sex addictionMelody and Harry are online
Harry: heyy
Melody: sorry I haven't been active
Hermione: we know you were just getting boned🙄
Harry: ...
Melody: you say it like it's a bad thing🙄
Dean: LOOK WHAT LEO JUST POSTED
Leoiscoolerthanyou: Delainy & I went to her family's reunion... it was very... interesting
Boyfriendofseamus: WHO IS THIS
Boyfriendofseamus: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Melondiggory: aww
Delainythetherapist: shoutout to Mel for letting me borrow her earrings
↳Melondiggory: ofc!Harrystylesfp: FAV SHIP
Leohater68292: dahlias probably so disappointed 🤡
↳Leoiscoolerthanyou: please stop bringing up my dead wife...
↳Melondiggory: :(
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