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Boyfriendofdean: he's staring into my soul

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Boyfriendofdean: he's staring into my soul...

Chosen1: DELETE THIS RN

Chosen1: I CAN SUE YOU

Chosen1: FUCK U

Chosen1: I JUST UNFOLLOWED YOU

Chosen1: I HOPE YOUR CHARGER ONLY WORKS IN ONE ANGLE

Chosen1: I HOPE YOU DONT FIT UNDER THE BLANKET

Chosen2: I HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS SEAMUS. U CANT JUST BLOCK ME

Chosen2: YOU CANTS GET RID OF ME BITCH

Melondiggory: charming😍

Jamesiscoolerthanyou: oh... 👨‍👦 cmon bby lets go
Chosen2: im an only child tho?
Lilypad: so you see...🏃‍♀️💨

Imbeingsirius: oh well you have another child anyways
Chosen2: WHAT R YALL TALKING ABOUT

Remuswoofin: just go pick up the other one 🏃‍♀️💨
Chosen2: NO BUT R YALL FR

Arianagomez: oh lord...
Arianagrandefp: GOD IS A WOMANN
Arianagomez: fingering the earth😍






















People Who Birthed Me + Harry

Harry: whats everyone talking about??

James: we have something to tell you...

Lily: and you may be a little mad...

Harry: SPIT IT OUT IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

James: fine...
Sent at 6:24

Harry: BRUH

Harry: REALLT JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HANGIN

Lily: my bad our pizza came lmao

Lily: n e ways

Lily: james u do the honors

James: Melody is your half sister lolz.

Harry: YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING

Harry: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WITH ME

Harry: YOU LET ME FUCK MY SISTER-

Harry: I LITERALLY HAVE KISSED MY SISTER

Lily: HAHA WE GOT U

James: YOU FELL FOR IT

Harry: WHAT

Harry: maybe i will move in with Sirius after all😒

James: sounds good to me lol

Lily: i mean 🤷‍♀️

Harry: well fuck you

Harry: respectfully, I don't wanna be grounded again🙂

Harry is offline fucking his sister

Lily: lol so when are we gonna tell him that he actually has a half brother 😍

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