In which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts.
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Melondiggory: so I dyed it...
Thebestweasley: IN LOVE
Boyfriendofdean: Harry is raging rn
Cedricdickory: dad's gonna be pissed😍😍
Hayleeyuh: heyyy so by any chance are you 💅
Elijah created a group chat with Melody and Harry
Elijah: hello to my divorced parents
Harry: if we're your divorced parents then why did you sleep with Mel
Elijah: not the point
Harry: and aren't your parents already divorced...?
Elijah: stfu
Elijah: anyway You two need to makeout
Melody: .. no
Elijah: AUTO CORRECT I MEANT MAKE UP
Harry: I wanna post a meme...
Elijah: take this seriously or Lily will have a deranged son to deal with
Harry: yes sir
Melody: so what do u want me to say...?
Elijah: just make up idfk
Elijah: ight I'll leave ya to it
Elijah is offline
Harry: so should I send a dick pic or...?
Melody: no.
Harry: how are we supposed to make up
Harry: I would say seggs but that seems unhealthy
Melody: you've already destroyed your body enough what do you care about "healthy"?
Harry: do you think I'm taking drugs 💀 I've only gotten drunk twice, and yes I have slept with other girls, but I have used protection
Melody: and that justifies you how?
Harry: tell me you haven't kissed or done anything with anyone else.
Melody: well thats just not fair
Harry: and everyone thinks Im so fucked up Sweet precious Melody sleeps with her best friend and it's okay, but when I do it ONCE just to blow off some steam, I'm a horrible person
Melody: no one thinks that Harry We just think that hanging out with Theo and Blaise is a bad influence
Harry: Haylee hung out with them.
Melody: yeah, and she wasn't going through a breakup either.
Melody: look I'm glad that you found someone to hang out with, but you can't just bully all your friends because you think you can
