Golden Trio Chat
Ron: harry
Hermione: harry pick up your phone rn
Ron: HAROLD PICK UP YOUR MF PHONE
Harry: sorry
Yes?Hermione: that "?" sounds so hostile 😟
Harry: if you couldn't tell, I'm kinda in a mood
Ron: what happened?
Did you n Mel break up?Harry: yes
She says she talked to you and you both agreed on somethingRon: so it's my fault?🤨
You were all up on MaliaHarry: no its not your fault
I blame this on myselfHermione: as you mf should🤪
Hermione: sorry
Not the time
I meant
Im so sorry😖Harry: im not even gonna tell you to shut up
Ron: well do you need anything?
Where are you rn?Harry: astronomy tower
Hermione: im on my way
Ron: same
Hermione: harry, are you blasting Olivia Rodrigo rn??
Istg me n ron here favorite crime playingHarry: maybe...
Ron: ITS BITTERSWEET TO THINK ABOUT THE DAMAGE THAT WE DO
Harry: CAUSE I WAS GOING DOWN BUT I WAS DOING IT WITH YOU
Ron: EVERYTHING WE BROKE AND ALL THE TROUBLE THAT WE MADE
Harry: BUT I STILL SAY I HATE YOU WITH A SMILE ON MY FACEEE
Ron: OH LOOK WHAT WE BECAME
Hermione: DAMN
Yall were WAITING to get that out😭Ron: and what about it😌
Dean created a group chat with Seamus, Melody, Elijah, and Eliza
Dean: HEY
Seamus: hello?
Eliza: why am I here I don't even know you all💀
Dean: get used to it
Elijah: sorry I haven't been active lolz
Seamus: yeah whats going on rn🤨
Elijah: uh... 🏃♀️💨
Seamus: im knocking on Melodys dorm hold on
Elijah: DONT
Seamus: OMG
DID YOU AND MELODY JUS-Eliza: BACKUP
Dean: BITCH-
Melody is online
Melody: hey... how yall doingg
Seamus: traumatized
Dean: are you cheating on harry or sum??
I mean I can keep a secretEliza: no idiot
They obviously broke upMelody: bingo!!
Dean: oh
So you n Elijah had revenge seggsElijah: it was just an in the moment ting
Eliza: so im gonna ask the more radical questions...
Are you okay? I know you and Harry went through a lot together, I can't imagine what that would be like...Melody: you're so sweet:)
And im okay
Not exactly OKAY but you get itElijah: yk I'd kill for you right
Eliza: im glad to hear that
Seamus: ight
Elijah are you dressed so I can finally come in??Elijah: yes
Im fully clothed lmaoSeamus: okay but now I see what Harry was talking about😏
For those of you wondering, it is BIGElijah: SIR
NO ONE NEEDED TO KNOW THATEliza: oh?😏
Dean: I KNEW I SHOULDVE CAME WITH YOU
Melody: im flexing so hard rn knowing I've... yk
Elijah: i am very uncomfy
Seamus: fine we'll stop lmao
Dean: yall why do I hear Favorite Crime rn...
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