Slytherin Hoes
Eliza: I will never forgive you all for naming this gc "slytherin hoes"
Theo: deal with it
Blaise: ight so how do we tell Harry that sleeping with random girls is not a personality trait
Eliza: PICK ME
I WANNA HURT HIS FEELINGS
Draco: disgusting little mud blood
Theo: I will drag you pregnant and all
Eliza: 😒
Draco: anyways I have to go confess my love to another mud blood
Eliza: tip: Harry is a halfblood
Draco: NOT HIM
It's...
Theo: spit it out
Blaise: right we don't have time for this shiz
Draco: her mine knee😚😚
Eliza: 🦗
Blaise: hun shes with Ron...
Theo: didn't you call her a mud blood...?
Eliza: BE WHO YOU ARE🌈🏳️🌈🦄
Draco: I have a song that will steal her heart🥰
Eliza: I wanna hear this shiz...
Draco: OKAY
ITS COMING OUT ON SPOTIFY IN A FEW DAYS BUT SINCE WE'RE FRIENDS ILL PLAY IT FOR YOU
Eliza: we're not-
Yk what just continue
Draco: "Her mine knee everywhere behind meeE. somewhere under the willLAwanka treee."
Blaise: ...what is this
Theo: I was in shock, tears even
Eliza: telling Hermione to get a restraining order<3
Dracko and Hermione private chat
Draco: I have something to tell you
Hermione: okay
Draco: Im in love with you Emma Watson😍😍 I've loved you since I first called you a mud blood🌈🌈
Hermione: okay
Draco: and I have a song.
Hermione: I've heard enough
Draco: oh ok
So do you wanna date
Hermione: no
This is Ron btw <3
And who tf is Emma...
Draco: oh no one
Hermione: wait so you're not gay...?
I thought you were a lil fruity-
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FanfictionIn which social media makes an appearance at Hogwarts. I do not own The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, rights go to J.K Rowling. (I do NOT support her or her actions in any way.)
