✨Kaitou Joker Chat✨

Flirting fail

Imagine: Akai learning about pick up lines and trying them on Joker....

Akai: On a scale of one to ten, you're a 9 because I'm the one you need~

Joker:

Joker: Phoenix, have you seen me? I'm a solid 10 at least

Joker: Maybe even an 11 on a good day

Akai: But.... doesn't the scale only goes up to 10?

Joker: I know that

Joker: I'm just so attractive, I break the scale

Akai: Joker

Akai: Joker, it was just what you humans call a "pick up line"

Joker: oh, um

Joker: Well

Joker:

Joker: Consider me thoroughly picked up

Akai: . . .

Akai: I'm never using a pick up line on you again