✨Kaitou Joker Chat✨

Bite

Joker: *sleeping on the couch*

Simon: *randomly appeared out of nowhere*

Simon: *gets hungry*

Simon: *carefully walks up to Joker*

Simon: *bites Joker's neck*

Joker: *WAKES UP*

Joker: GYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Akai: *wakes up from his nap*

Akai: *runs to the living room*

Akai: What's going on here-

Akai: *sees Joker covering his neck*

Joker: I-it's nothing!

Akai: *removes Joker's arm from his neck*

Akai: What the f*ck happened to you?!

Simon: Who could blame me? I was hungry

Akai: *realizes that Simon was there*

Akai: JOKER, WHO IS THIS GUY?!

Joker: that's Simon, a vampire I defeated before

Akai: What is he doing here?! And did he do that to you?!

Joker: Yeah... but don't worry about it

Simon: *was about to jump off the Sky Joker*

Akai: *transforms into his true form*

Akai(Phoenix): COME BACK HERE! I WILL BURN YOU TO ASHES!!!

Joker: *starts growing fangs*

Luna: Nice look

Joker: LUNA! DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?!

Luna: He found me while I was out on a heist on the haunted mansion, apparently he thought I was a vampire too, so he followed me here

Joker: Why in the world would he think that-

Joker: *realizes that Luna has a fang*

Joker: Oh