(Fem! Joker)
Joker: Hmm, what do girls do?
Random guy: *approaches Joker*
RG: Hey miss, you're cute, can I have ur number?
Joker: I uh, wouldn't do that if I were you
RG: why not? I can do whatever I want *corners Joker in his arms*
RG: *head is now engulfed in flames* *runs away screaming*
Joker:
Akai: THaTs RiGhT mOtHerfUcKer
Joker: Akai, you are not gay
Joker: you're lesbian
_______
(Fem! Spade)
(Is now surrounded by boys)
Boy1: hi! Can I know ur name?
Boy2: you're cute, can I date u?
Boy3: Will u be my girlfriend?
Spade: *sitting on a chair at a cafe while drinking tea*
Spade: I'm the most beautiful girl in this world
Spade: bow down to ur queen
Joker: Spade wtf
Akai: This is just weird
Joker: *pouts* why don't I have that many boys?!
Akai: I can duplicate myself if u want
Joker: I think I'll pass
_______
(Male! Queen)
Queen: *doin training using her sword*
Silver Heart: *walks to the backyard*
SH: Hey Queen, I have some strawberry cake-
SH: WHO IS THIS BOY?!
SH: AND WHY IS THE BACKYARD FILLED WITH THESE GIRLS
Queen: One, this is me, Queen
Queen: Second, these girls apparently are my fans
Queen: Check this out
Queen: *smiles*
Girls: //faint
Queen: I luv being a boy
_________
(Fem! Cyan)
Cyan: *trips for the third time*
Cyan: FUCK
Cyan: HOW DO YOU USE THESE HEELS?!
Rose: Don't worry, brother, you'll get used to it!
Rose: whoops! I meant, sister!
Cyan: *trips*
Cyan: fUCK
Cyan: I'll just fly
Cyan: *brings out umbrella*
Rose: Hey Cyan, I'll se ya later, I'm gonna buy some apple pie at the bakery
Rose: brb!
Cyan: *flies*
Random person: Woah, look! It's ________!
RP: She uses too much eyeshadow though
Cyan: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?'
Cyan: *takes out a second bloody rain*
Cyan: *starts shootin everyone in sight with lasers*
_______
(Male! Rose)
Rose: *Happily eating apple pie*
(A group of girls arrive with their boyfriends)
Girls: *sees male Rose*
Girls: *ditches their bfs and runs to Rose*
Rose: *swallows apple pie in his mouth* *waves*
Girl1: omg! He waved at me!
02: nuh uh! He totally looked at me!
03: Are you two blind?! He was waving at me!
(01,02, and 03 start to fight)
Boys: You will pay for this
Boy1: Hey You!
Rose: Me?
02: yeah you, we have a problem with you
03: Stop stealin our girls!
Rose: *munches on more apple pie*
Rose: I don't know what you're talking about
01: Are you making fools out of us?!
02: *about to punch Rose on the face*
02: *hit on the arm with a laser*
03: What the-
03: *hit with a crescent electrifier*
02/03: *k o*
Cyan/Luna: Don't touch our Rose!
01: *panicking*
01: *throws a chair at them*
Cyan/Luna: *hit*
Rose:
Rose: *freezes time*
Rose: *carries the guy and brings him to the roof of the cafe*
Rose: *tilts 01 a bit*
Rose: *unfreezes time*
01: *falls down*
Rose: That's what u get, asshole
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