✨Kaitou Joker Chat✨

Teeth

Akai: why are we here again?

Joker: we're gonna get your f*ck*ng mouth cleaned

Joker: your mouth smells like you've eaten a whole bug.

Akai: because I did

Akai: ...

Joker: what's wrong, Phoenix?

Akai: WHY CAN I HEAR NOISES IN THAT ROOM?!

Akai: IT SOUNDS LIKE A DRILL!

Akai: JOKER, GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE NOW!

Joker: relax, they won't do anything to you

Akai: I'm not going!

(After 2 hours of trying to get Phoenix near the door)

_________________________________

PM (Joker and Spade)

Spade: so, did you get Akai to get his teeth cleaned?

Joker: yup!

Spade: how?

Joker: Come on Spade, I'm the miracle maker, I can do anything-

Joker: HOLY CRAP! SPADE, I GOTTA GO!

Spade: wait, Joker-

_________________________________

Main group chat

Spade: Joker? What happened?

Joker: THAT F*CK*NG PHOENIX JUST BURNED ALMOST HALF OF THE CLINIC!

Queen: He what?!

Akai: THE DENTIST WAS CARRYING A DRILL!

Joker: he was just going to put the drill back to the cabinet!

Joker: WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN AIRHEAD!

Akai: I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!

Akai: I WILL BURN HIM ALIVE BEFORE HE GETS THAT THING NEAR ME!!!